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Canavan diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of gradual collapse, followed by an unexpectedly careful request for toast. Kaylynn was Canavan diseased by midnight, losing motor control but preserving an appetite for toast. Canavan-Van Bogaert-Bertrand diseased adj. Drunk on the strength of a formidable diagnosis, and finally defeated by a loose shoelace. Nainoa grew Canavan-Van Bogaert-Bertrand diseased, solemnly studying one treacherous shoelace. Canberranned adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the sitting room from a chair that does not swivel. Ayatt was Canberranned by midnight, presiding over the lounge without moving his feet. Canby paxistimaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a small evergreen presence beside the hedge. Franchon was Canby paxistimaed by the third round, quiet beneath the garden shrub. Canby's mountain-lovered adj. Drunk by closing time, and clinging to the shrubbery with botanical devotion. Ogreta became Canby's mountain-lovered and embraced the garden hedge for support. Cancered (/ˈkænsəd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating an ordinary mood as evidence of celestial administration. Trenesha was Cancered, blaming the moon for her inability to locate the pudding. Cancerianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish astrology from the noticeboard, but not too drunk to consult both. Llewellyn was Cancerianed and searched the noticeboard for guidance from the stars. Canconned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a quota as evidence that your own selection must be correct. Camonte became Canconned and replaced the playlist with songs chosen for alleged national balance. Candaced (/ˈkæn.dɪsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed herself queen mother of the corner table. Heyab got Candaced and began receiving visitors beside the crisps. Candianed (/ˈkændɪənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the nearest island for a destination and the puddle for the sea. Brentt was Candianed by midnight, attempting to navigate a puddle with maritime gravity. Candioted adj. Having drunk more than the map can accommodate, and now claiming the lavatory as Candia. Quintesha grew Candioted and announced that the lavatory constituted the lost city of Candia. Candlemased (/ˈkæn.dəl.məsd/) adj. Drunk and insisting the gathering requires candles, a February observance and a formal presentation of the baby. Mayla got Candlemased and tried to organise a temple procession through the sitting room. Candlemassed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening becomes a February festival, complete with purification and an infant ceremonially presented. Aulon got Candlemassed and presented a bread roll to the assembled guests. Candy Crushered adj. Drunk enough to challenge everyone present to match coloured tiles, whether they have installed the game or not. Albirtha got Candy Crushered and rearranged the canapé plates into winning combinations. Candy oiled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing olive oil from a sweet, and explaining Crete to anyone still listening. Twig got Candy oiled and poured olive oil into his coffee while praising Crete. Candyanned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an old kingdom for the sweets aisle, and proceed accordingly. Naiyla became Candyanned and searched the cupboard for the Kingdom of Kandy.