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cervical nerved adj. Slowed by drink to eight careful impulses per side, each directed towards the kitchen. cervical plexused adj. Having drunk enough to map every nerve in the pub, and still insist the connections are obvious. Caynen got cervical plexused and traced the route from the snug to the loos on a beer mat. cervical smeared adj. Having drunk more than the evening can screen for, leaving every conversation faintly suspect. Radvin got cervical smeared and submitted the crisps for a second opinion. cervical spined adj. You have drunk enough to protect the conversation with five layers of neck and no useful reply. Aerabella went cervical spined and guarded the bar with a fixed, vertebrate stare. cervical vertebraed adj. You are drunk and arranged in seven separate opinions, all located somewhere around the neck. Margit became cervical vertebraed and nodded seven times before answering the landlord. cervicaled (/ˈsɜː.vɪk.l̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: neck-deep in the round, with the head moving independently of the conversation. Magel was cervicaled by closing time, nodding towards the bar while facing the window. cervicalgiaed adj. Of a drinker who has discovered that the neck is where the evening's last orders are kept. Khirsten was cervicalgiaed and rubbed her neck every time someone mentioned another round. cervicectomied adj. Describing a drinker who has removed all connection between the head and the rest of the evening. Danetta went cervicectomied and left her sensible thoughts somewhere near the fruit machine. cervicided adj. A drinker who treats the stag's head over the fireplace as an old adversary. Corson became cervicided and challenged the carved deer to settle matters outside. cervicitised adj. Drunk by the third round, and inflamed around the neck whenever anyone suggests going home. Mariadelos was cervicitised by the third round and treated her collar as a personal grievance. cervicobrachialgiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the ache travels from the neck to the arm reaching for another pint. Velan got cervicobrachialgiaed and blamed the bar for the route his arm kept taking. cervicocarcinomaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every mild ache as a matter for solemn public consultation. Jahziyah went cervicocarcinomaed and held a worried consultation about her collar. cervicodorsaled adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the neck and back a single, unbending argument. Aliviya was cervicodorsaled, rotating from the waist whenever the barmaid called her name. cervicodyniaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has found a pain in the neck for every person at the bar. Ishika was cervicodyniaed, describing each new arrival as another pain in the neck. cervicoenamelled adj. Reduced by drink to a hard outer smile, impervious to sensible suggestions from the table. Ellie-anna went cervicoenamelled and grinned through the landlord's firm suggestion of home. cervicogramed adj. Softened by drink into a record of every tilt, pause, and unwise movement at the bar. Giorgos got cervicogramed, leaving a visible history of his head's disagreement with gravity.