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cervicographed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise account of who bought which round, whether asked or not. Evelyn-grace became cervicographed and recorded every pint on the back of the betting slip. cervicographied adj. Emboldened by drink to announce the gradual opening of every conversation, whether invited or not. Tyton got cervicographied and reported the pub's social dilation to a table of strangers. cervicoplastied adj. Slowed by drink to the careful pace of someone attempting to remodel the doorway with their neck. Adonys became cervicoplastied and negotiated the pub door one cautious inch at a time. cervicoscopied adj. Drunk and visually examining the neck of every bottle before choosing the next one. Uzoamaka went cervicoscopied, inspecting each bottle as though the label might reveal the future. cervicotomied adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at conversation becomes an incision through the neck of the subject. Silvestre got cervicotomied and cut straight through the landlord's story about the boiler. cervicotyped adj. Drunk enough to classify each person at the bar by the particular sort of neck they possess. Gile was cervicotyped, identifying the landlord as a rare but communicative specimen. cervicovaginitised adj. Drunk past the point of treating irritation as a private matter, particularly near the bar. Stratford got cervicovaginitised and objected loudly to the pub's entire seating arrangement. cervided (/ˈsɜː.vɪdd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human bearing, with the alert, wandering manner of something from the stag night. Laquinton went cervided and crossed the pub with the cautious dignity of a deer. cervigramed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a photographic impression of every ill-advised lean and sidelong glance. Eduin became cervigramed, preserving his expression beside the hand-pull for posterity. cervigraphed adj. Loosened by drink into a moving diagram of the neck's independent arrangements. Brandom went cervigraphed and demonstrated several neck angles beside the fruit machine. cervimetered adj. Drunk, with the result that every widening of the evening is measured against the distance to the bar. cervimetried adj. A drinker who treats the evening as a clinical examination, and keeps checking whether the room has dilated. Abrom spent an hour cervimetried, examining the pub doorway for signs of further opening. cervimycinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation acquires an aromatic potency best described as medicinal. Laguan grew cervimycinned and prescribed another round for an ailment nobody had mentioned. cervined (/ˈsəːvʌɪnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly possessed of woodland dignity, until required to find the lavatory. Bethania became cervined, moving nobly through the party before asking where the toilet was. cervix uteried adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted a solemnly internal posture, chiefly to retrieve a dropped beermat. cervixed (/ˈsɜː.vɪksd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become all neck, inclination, and difficulty with doorways. Gaylard was cervixed by midnight, craning towards the bar and missing the entrance.