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Cane Corsoed (/ˌkɑːneɪ ˈkɔːsəʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond companionship, guardianship and hunting, requiring friends to supervise the doorway and the leftovers. Ulisess got Cane Corsoed and guarded the coat stand from guests he had invited. Canfielded adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes solitaire and every discarded card demands another attempt. Gianne got Canfielded and played patience with business cards while her friends waited for taxis. Cangjied (/ˈtsɑŋˌt͡ʃjɛd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that breaks every Chinese character, visually, into components and assigns each companion a key. Romonica got Cangjied and decomposed the menu into keyboard parts for Mialee. Cannizzaro reactioned adj. Drunk to the extent of disproportionating into an alcohol and a carboxylic acid, leaving the table chemically divided. Cheryel got Cannizzaro reactioned and became both the bar's chemist and its sharpest critic. Cannoised adj. Drunk on the strength of the Riviera, the room's windows and an unearned conviction that Cannes is nearby. Keltan got Cannoised and directed the party towards Cannes from a village outside Leeds. Cannonaued adj. Drunk since last orders, and red, fruity and increasingly difficult for the table to persuade home. Aidana got Cannonaued and described the remaining wine as a responsible final measure. Cannonismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and exercising unquestioned dominance over the House's proceedings and everyone else's conversation. Gereldine got Cannonismed and ruled the discussion from the end of the dining table. Canny edge detectioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and detecting the edge of every photograph, table and friendship in the room. Constanza got Canny edge detectioned and outlined the buffet in a taxi receipt. Canny edge detectored adj. Still drunk, and operating as a multi-stage instrument for finding boundaries others had carefully left unmentioned. Arleeta got Canny edge detectored and located the exact limit of Marie-catherine's patience. Canoeiroed adj. Too drunk to contribute to the discussion, but still being passed from one responsible companion to another. Attis got Canoeiroed and was escorted between friends whenever the room changed direction. Canolaed (/kəˈnoʊləd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become rapeseed oil in conversation: smooth, yellow and repeatedly mistaken for something sweeter. Arfaan got Canolaed and offered to dress the salad during the toast. Canonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every opinion in the taproom as established doctrine. Marynell got Canonned and declared the crisps a matter of principle. Canopused (/kəˈnoʊpəsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the nearest jar as a canopic vessel and appoint friends to preserve the remains. Aallyah got Canopused and asked Tydashia to store her handbag for the afterlife. Canossaed (/kəˈnɒsəd/) adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and performing humiliating repentance before people who had only asked for the bill. Alioune got Canossaed and apologised to the coat rack for leaning on it. Canossianed adj. You have drunk enough to approach every companion as a penitential superior, seeking absolution for perfectly ordinary remarks. Nathinel got Canossianed and requested forgiveness from Roshane for choosing the restaurant. Cantabed (/ˈkantabd/) adj. You are drunk and correcting the pronunciation of Cambridge colleges for people who have stopped asking. Khalila got Cantabed and delivered a guided tour of Cambridge from the pub doorway.