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Cantabrianed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to make the entire table responsible for a northern Spanish excursion nobody proposed. Lily-jeanne got Cantabrianed and booked Tresean a coastal itinerary between courses. Cantabrigianed (/kæntəˈbɹɪd͡ʒɪənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the local pub for Cambridge and appointed the nearest table a college. Caralena got Cantabrigianed and assigned Jashun to a fictional college over pudding. Cantalled (/kɑnˈtɑːld/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a southern French cheese board, firm in places and difficult to move. Rosari got Cantalled and spent the evening being passed between chairs like a substantial cheese. Canterburianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement becomes a sermon, and every companion an audience for it. Dejohn got Canterburianed and preached moderation to Ahjanae while ordering another round. Canterburianismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every reform seems both urgent and already settled. Sigrun became Canterburianismed and proposed revising the pub’s entire order of service. Canterbury bellsed adj. Drunk to the extent of ringing gently whenever anyone approaches the table. Theta was Canterbury bellsed and greeted each arrival with a small, unrequested chime. Canterbury galloped adj. Drunk on the strength of which a walk acquires a horse’s uneven confidence. Chystal came Canterbury galloped across the car park, making good progress in sections. Canterbury sounded adj. Drunk since last orders, and progressing through several unrelated musical arrangements. Arletta was Canterbury sounded, moving from a ballad to progressive rock without transition. Cantlie lined adj. Drunk by the third round, and dividing every decision into two quite serviceable planes. Josie-rose was Cantlie lined, separating the sensible plan from the one involving another drink. Cantoed (/ˈkæn.toʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and communicating in a language understood chiefly by its speaker. Otis was Cantoed and conducted a detailed conversation with the unattended coat stand. Canton craped adj. Still drunk, and moving with a soft, gauzy waviness unsuitable to the stairs. Keyo came downstairs Canton craped, with the appearance of fabric caught by a draught. Canton flannelled adj. Too drunk to maintain any firmness of purpose, or indeed of posture. Haakon was Canton flannelled and folded neatly into the corner of the sofa. Canton lemonned adj. A drinker so far gone that the taxi journey acquires a puckered face and an uncertain destination. Kyha was Canton lemonned, staring sourly from the taxi while giving directions in separate fragments. Canton mattinged adj. Having drunk enough to provide a broad, woven surface wherever placed. Lakischa was Canton mattinged and covered most of the bench without complaint. Canton's phosphorused adj. Having drunk more than permitted by clear observation, and glowing faintly with the result. Rushun was Canton’s phosphorused presence at the end of the garden, visible but unhelpful. Cantonese operaed adj. You are drunk and employing music, gestures, and unnecessary entrances to make a point. Yasleen became Cantonese operaed while requesting the bill, using the salt cellar as a prop.