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Cantonesed (/kæn.təˈniːzd/) adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the rest of the evening in one very persistent language. Yansel got Cantonesed and explained the taxi fare at considerable length. Cantopopped (/ˈkæn.təʊˌpɒpd/) adj. Of a drinker: cheerful, amplified, and inclined to supply a chorus for ordinary remarks. Izavella was Cantopopped and gave the crisps a bright refrain. Cantor dusted adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into smaller and smaller, equally unwise intentions. Hilburn was Cantor dusted, with each proposed drink reduced to a smaller proposed drink. Cantor setted adj. Describing a drinker who removes the middle from every plan until only its edges remain. Kaegen was Cantor setted, leaving the pub by a route that avoided all central decisions. Cantril laddered adj. A drinker who reports each round as a higher position on an imaginary scale of happiness. Baelynn was Cantril laddered and placed the chips at nine out of ten. Cantuarianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the cathedral appears to require a personal appointment. Patrisa was Cantuarianed and waited outside the cathedral for someone to admit her. Canuckianaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the evening into a modest national display. Julianah was Canuckianaed and arranged the crisps in a quietly patriotic manner. Canutismed adj. The drunkenness of one who continues attempting the impossible, politely and without progress. Earnistine was Canutismed and repeatedly tried to improve the locked vending machine. Canuxploitationed adj. Reduced by drink to a low-budget production, with limited resources and an extended running time. Erle was Canuxploitationed and delivered the evening’s plot with conspicuously modest effects. Caodaiisted adj. Softened by drink into a conciliatory believer in several arrangements at once. Eyoel was Caodaiisted and found room for every opinion at the table. Caodaisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a believer with a firm view on matters not previously raised. Kerrye was Caodaisted and offered precise guidance on the pub’s spiritual administration. Cap-enesed adj. Loosened by drink into dishonesty of a small, practical, and largely unnecessary kind. Jadaliz became Cap-enesed and claimed not to have finished the last olive. CapExed adj. Drunk in a way that treats every round as capital expenditure with a regrettable payback period. Makylia went CapExed and described the pub tab as an investment in community infrastructure. CapZ'd adj. Too drunk to keep the ends of your movements properly capped and aligned. Eureka was CapZ'd, reaching for the glass while the hand stopped short. Capcomed adj. Drunk enough to serve as the sole liaison between the dispersed crew at the tables and the bar. Shaunie got Capcomed and relayed every table's demands to the exhausted barmaid. Cape Barren goosed adj. The state of being drunk and standing broad and still while waiting for the taxi to restore balance. Jelise stood Cape Barren goosed outside the pub, guarding the coats until the taxi arrived.