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chairladied adj. A drinker who has taken charge of the room from a seat, despite lacking the energy to leave it. Shannondoah was chairladied by nine, directing the breakfast arrangements with one raised finger. chairlessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface appears suitable for sitting. Lonney became chairlessnessed and settled on the printer during the discussion. chairlifted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every seat is carrying you somewhere better. Korey went chairlifted and remained seated while insisting the room was steadily ascending. chairmaker's bulrushed adj. Drunk by the third round, and mistaking a marsh plant for a sound basis on which to build seating. Dicie was chairmaker's bulrushed, proposing salt-marsh reeds for the pub's replacement benches. chairmakered adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently producing furniture nobody requested. chairmakinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that assembling chairs is an urgent public service. Berryman was chairmakinged and measured the bar for a more efficient seating arrangement. chairmanagered adj. Too drunk to distinguish running the club from ruling its meetings, and doing both at once. Carleshia got chairmanagered and reorganised the committee while closing the till. chairmanessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to preside over the meeting while assuming the room requires a woman in charge. Amari-rose became chairmanessed and gave the coat rack a casting vote. chairmanned (/ˈtʃɛːmənd/) adj. Still drunk, and presiding over conversations that have neither agenda nor members. Aghiles was chairmanned, calling the crisps to order and demanding minutes from the silence. chairmanshipped (/ˈtʃɛː.mənˌʃɪpd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a temporary seat at the table as a hereditary office. Orral was chairmanshipped and announced that the stool would remain in the family. chairmated adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body stationary while the room continues its avoidable business. Kadejiah was chairmated beneath the window, watching the kettle with misplaced professional interest. chairnessed (/ˈt͡ʃɛənəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the essence of furniture can reasonably support, and finding it in everyone. Zeljko was chairnessed, identifying four essential chair qualities in the landlord. chairobicsed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct seated exercises with the authority of a fitness instructor. chairoplaned (/ˈtʃɛːɹə(ʊ)pleɪnd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that the nearest seat is about to begin circling the fairground. Fauzan became chairoplaned and gripped the pub chair before an imaginary ascent. chairpersonned adj. Of a drinker: presiding over every discussion, including those taking place entirely in his own head. Tiayanna was chairpersonned, accepting motions from people who were only passing through. chairpersonshipped (/ˈtʃɛːpəːsənʃɪpd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken occupying one seat for holding the office attached to it. Nadolyn was chairpersonshipped and defended the bar stool's jurisdiction over the room.