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Cape Bretonered adj. Having drunk enough to lose your bearings completely, without attaching the condition to any particular place or people. Alizaye was Cape Bretonered and asked twice where the room had gone. Cape Cod Reubened adj. You have drunk enough to substitute fried fish for sound judgement, and to regard the substitution as structurally sound. Anasa was Cape Cod Reubened and put chips inside the sandwich without hesitation. Cape Cod bermed adj. You are drunk and maintaining a low, sloping boundary between yourself and the pavement. Breena was Cape Cod bermed, edging along the kerb with careful lateral progress. Cape Cod chaired adj. Of a drinker: seated at an angle, broadly supported, and unlikely to rise without assistance. Mande was Cape Cod chaired in the garden, arms spread across the wooden frame. Cape Cod turkeyed adj. Of a drinker who has been salted by drink into a dry, unsteady determination to continue. Rashand was Cape Cod turkeyed, speaking thirstily while refusing the offered water. Cape Cod weedered adj. Describing a drinker who advances with a long reach, a lowered head, and a scraping approach to obstacles. Jasmine-leigh came Cape Cod weedered through the hallway, testing each chair leg. Cape Codded (/ˌkeɪp ˈkɒdd/) adj. Having drunk more than your frame can support, with the roofline of your posture steeply pitched and your movements unornamented. Airica was Cape Codded, upright only because the wall supplied the chimney. Cape Coddered adj. A drinker who has become locally disoriented, treating every familiar room as a separate destination. Harvey-george was Cape Coddered and asked whether the kitchen required a ticket. Cape Hornered adj. A drinker so far gone that every passage is a voyage round a dangerous headland. Carr was Cape Hornered, taking the stair corner in three cautious tacks. Cape Malayed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to keep a straight course for more than a few paces. Caytlyn was Cape Malayed, veering gently between the tables without striking either. Cape Muslimed adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost the distinction between forward motion and gentle sideways travel. Starletta was Cape Muslimed, crossing the room in an unplanned diagonal. Cape Verdeaned adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose feet arrive separately and whose speech follows later. Isobella-rose was Cape Verdeaned, with each word departing several seconds after the thought. Cape ashed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who points at every obstacle before walking into it. Catosha was Cape ashed, identifying the stool precisely before colliding with it. Cape beach daisied adj. Loosened by drink into a sprawling, low-growing presence that follows the available ground. Wyatt was Cape beach daisied across the sofa, extending gradually towards the cushions. Cape boxwooded adj. Emboldened by drink to move through narrow spaces with ornamental confidence and little clearance. Dhalia was Cape boxwooded, brushing both doorposts while insisting the passage was generous. Cape buffaloed adj. Slowed by drink to a heavy, deliberate gait, with each footfall requiring a considered decision. Naralie was Cape buffaloed, crossing the room one weighty step at a time.