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chamberlained (/ˈt͡ʃeɪmbəlɪnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's domestic accounts require royal supervision. Diba was chamberlained, auditing the missing change and assigning blame to the curtains. chamberlainshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing yourself responsible for the room, its guests, and their arrangements. Caliber got chamberlainshipped and began assigning seats to people already sitting down. chamberleted adj. Drunk on the strength of a small room, which you have confidently mistaken for an entire establishment. Jamica got chamberleted and tried to admit strangers to the cupboard under the stairs. chamberlinned adj. The state of being drunk and administering the household treasury from beneath the duvet. Zkye was chamberlinned, counting coins on the sheet and postponing all payments until lunch. chambermaided (/ˈt͡ʃeɪm.bə(ɹ).meɪdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and tidying other people's bedrooms with the authority of someone employed to do so. Maelan became chambermaided and began folding coats on the landlord's bed. chambermaidinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and performing domestic duties nobody assigned with increasing conviction. Jameria got chambermaidinged and changed the pub's towels without finding any replacements. chambermated adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the nearest stranger as a roommate entitled to household decisions. Enrick became chambermated and offered his flatmate's bed to a man from the next table. chamberpoted adj. Having drunk more than the plumbing can reasonably be expected to accommodate before breakfast. chambersited adj. Still drunk, and confidently explaining the composition of every mineral in the room, including several cushions. Tason got chambersited and identified the salt on the bar as a boron mineral. chamberslided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a microscope slide from a serving tray, yet certain the experiment is proceeding well. Orita became chamberslided and placed olives in the cell-growing chamber for observation. chambersticked adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry a candle in one hand and its catching pan as though both were essential equipment. Tonni got chambersticked and searched the darkened pub for somewhere to set down the wax. chamberwared adj. Having drunk enough to regard bedroom toiletries as a complete travelling service and pack accordingly. Micahi got chamberwared and assembled a shaving mug, soap dish, and ewer beside the bar. chamberwomanned adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and taking charge of everybody's clothing and bedding without invitation. Freshta became chamberwomanned and redistributed the coats according to imagined fabric requirements. chambiraed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a palm for a suitable source of furniture and begin negotiating its removal. chambonned adj. You are drunk and holding your head at one fixed height, despite the evening's increasingly ambitious proposals. Rosvelt became chambonned and refused to look up at the pub sign before signing the contract. chambranled (/ˈʃɒmbɹɒnləd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced every doorway requires a decorative frame, and offering architectural advice to the fire exit. Maray got chambranled and proposed moulding around the emergency exit.