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CAPB'd adj. Emboldened by drink to lather the most ordinary disagreement into a public matter. Billi got CAPB'd and worked a minor seating issue into a foaming discussion. CAPCOM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a designated liaison between you and mission control at last orders. Vinita got CAPCOM'd and left all taxi negotiations to her colleague. CAPD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a continuous exchange with the nearest available surface. Kayaan was CAPD'd and held a sustained conversation with the table. CAPE'd adj. Drunk beyond the available energy for sensible motion, though still capable of a sudden launch. Louis-pierre became CAPE'd and made one energetic attempt at the karaoke before sitting down. CAPEX'd adj. Having drunk enough to approve substantial expenditure whenever it might extend the evening. Sargon was CAPEX'd and authorised a taxi across town solely to reach a bar he had mentioned. CAPM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of pricing each successive round against the risk of getting home. Mandana was CAPM'd by midnight, weighing the expected return of another drink against the walk home. CAPP'd adj. Having drunk enough to halt every conversation at the point where it might become productive. Sadieann was CAPP'd by last orders and merely nodded whenever the bill was mentioned. CAPS'd adj. You are drunk and communicating in a buffer solution, preferably at considerable volume. Arlin was CAPS'd and addressed the taxi in capital letters. CAPTCHA'd (/ˈkæp.t͡ʃəd/) adj. A drinker who can no longer demonstrate humanity except by selecting all squares containing traffic lights. Menley got CAPTCHA'd and solemnly identified the taxi as a collection of traffic lights. CAR'd adj. Of a drinker who has sent the body's fatty-acid transport system into the wrong lane. Tonicka got CAR'd and arrived at the stairs facing backwards. CARIN'd adj. Of a drinker who has made several competing explanations for one name and believes all are binding. Magon was CARIN'd and supplied four incompatible reasons for missing the last train. CARPA'd adj. Drunk enough to react theatrically to an ordinary pint, as though the bar had mounted an assault. Desiya got CARPA'd after the bitter and treated the foam as a medical event. CART'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to build a decision tree from every available route to the toilets. Brandon- went CART'd and mapped the quickest route to the gents through three separate conversations. CAS'd adj. Drunk enough to communicate with the kitchen by signals, none of which the household has standardised. Jekabs was CAS'd, pointing at the tap until someone inferred a requirement for water. CASB'd adj. Softened by drink into a civil aviation safety bureau, conducting inspections of the carpet by touch. Matheau was CASB'd, investigating the pub floor for hazards with both hands. CASC'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as an amateur sporting fixture with communal spectators. Elmir was CASC'd on the walk home, competing with the kerb while friends kept score.