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chanoclavined adj. Drunk in a way that makes a bitter compound seem suitable company for the last pint. Aunisty got chanoclavined and discussed obscure alkaloids over pickled eggs. chanopped (/ˈt͡ʃænɒpd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby conversation is treated as a channel under personal supervision. Khyrie went chanopped and began moderating arguments between strangers at the bar. chanoyued adj. Drunk to a degree that turns pouring tea into a solemn ceremony requiring several witnesses. Archie-william became chanoyued and presented a teabag with both hands. chanponned adj. You have drunk enough to merge every conversation nearby into one crowded stream, with no clear route out. Connie-anne became chanponned and folded Kitsy's taxi arrangements into a story about school. chanpurued adj. Drunk to the extent of combining whatever remains in the kitchen and calling it supper. Kashae went chanpurued and stirred crisps, peas, and leftover sausage into one pan. chanquoed adj. Drunk and treating a large spiral shell as an instrument of official announcement. Arrena got chanquoed and sounded the conch before proposing another round. chanslashed adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor character's romantic subplot, defended at length over lager. Lyvia-rose got chanslashed and explained the barman's secret longing to everyone. chanson de gested (/ˌʃɒ̃sɒ̃ də ˈʒɛstd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and recounting the evening as a heroic medieval campaign. Chairity became chanson de gested and described reaching the toilets as a siege. chansonetted adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a little song whenever anyone asks how you are. Lataija went chansonetted and answered every question with a small, tuneful refrain. chansonned (/ʃɑ̃.sɔ̃d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and singing a French lyric-driven song with misplaced confidence. Avantae got chansonned and serenaded the fruit machine in careful French. chansonnetted adj. Still drunk, and producing a little song for each fresh inconvenience. Hadia remained chansonnetted, composing a verse about the missing coat. chansonniered adj. Too drunk to remember the songs, but sufficiently certain that they belong in a collected volume. Remeka got chansonniered and began arranging pub choruses into an imaginary book. chanspeaked adj. Loosened by drink into internet slang, neologisms, and a complete inability to finish a sentence normally. Melkin got chanspeaked and addressed the landlord in imageboard abbreviations. chant de coured adj. Drunk and issuing the romantic summons of a boar, though no mate appears interested. Akenzie was chant de coured beneath the window, calling magnificently into the rain. chant royalled adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation requires five stanzas, eleven lines each, and an envoi about chips. Vartan got chant royalled and arranged the pub dispute into an elaborate French form. chant talked adj. Drunk enough to speak in rhythmic therapeutic cadences, chiefly when asking where the toilets are. Jewelee became chant talked while explaining the route to the bathroom.