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chanzied adj. Too drunk to stop plucking the same three conversational strings for the assembled company. Sariah got chanzied and returned to the same three stories all evening. chao fanned adj. Having drunk enough to treat the whole table as a mixed portion requiring constant stirring. Arryonna got chao fanned and redistributed everyone's conversation before dessert. chao tommed adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can absorb, and clinging to one harmless topic for support. Sonnya became chao tommed and used the conversation as a skewer for the evening. chaoborided adj. You have drunk enough to drift through the group unnoticed, then appear beside each person. Jissell went chaoborided and materialised beside every conversation without joining it. chaoited adj. You are drunk and confidently reporting events that the assembled witnesses dispute. Jonnette became chaoited and announced an argument nobody else had seen. chaolited adj. Of a drinker: formed by impact, disputed by the company, and difficult to remove from the room. Diedrick was chaolited after colliding with the umbrella stand and denying the impact. chaologied adj. Describing a drinker who makes every gathering less predictable through deliberate conversational turbulence. Moises got chaologied and moved three unrelated disputes into the same sentence. chaologisted adj. Of a drinker who has studied chaos closely enough to introduce it to everyone present. Lananh became chaologisted and assigned causes to each argument at the table. chaomancied adj. A drinker who consults airborne impressions before answering, keeping companions waiting beneath them. Willem became chaomancied and read omens in the smoke above the table. chaomianed adj. Too drunk to keep the noodles, vegetables, and assorted meats of one sentence in their prescribed order. Kathren was chaomianed and served Shaunielle a tangled account of the taxi, the landlord, and supper. chaonied adj. A drinker so far gone that the room becomes a permanent encampment for reluctant companions. Zakira went chaonied and established Caitlynne beside her as an unwilling sentry. chaooshed adj. Describing a drinker who has taken charge of domestic announcements, though nobody requested a herald. chaophiliaed (/ˌkeɪɒˈfɪlɪəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who insists every small mishap is evidence for a grand disorder. Alessandria grew chaophiliaed and recruited the whole table into explaining a spilled drink. chaoplexitied adj. The drunkenness of one who makes a simple social problem too intricate for anyone else to solve. Neil became chaoplexitied and turned choosing a taxi into a committee exercise. chaoptinned adj. Reduced by drink to a receptive surface on which everyone else's suggestions leave a visible trace. Earla was chaoptinned, accepting each companion's plan until none remained compatible. chaos cookinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining foods whose acquaintance had previously been merely theoretical. Gero was chaos cookinged and served crisps with marmalade without discussion.