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chaperokined adj. Drunk since last orders, and escorting every misfolded thought carefully towards the taxi rank. Thinh was chaperokined, shepherding a confused plan for the journey home through the rain. chaperomed (/ˈʃæpəɹəʊmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and folding the evening’s errors into increasingly elaborate arrangements. Taiwana was chaperomed by the third round, reorganising coats according to their apparent intentions. chaperonaged adj. Still drunk, and occupying the responsible position nearest the coats despite clear evidence against it. Rozalind remained chaperonaged, supervising the cloakroom with one glove and no ticket. chaperoned (/ˈʃæ.pəˌɹəʊnd/) adj. Too drunk to escort anyone properly, but still attempting to preserve decorum through the journey home. Biren was chaperoned, accompanying the group while repeatedly losing sight of his own coat. chaperoneshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume responsibility for the departure, particularly where coats and taxis are concerned. Jacqua grew chaperoneshipped and took charge of the taxi queue without possessing a phone. chaperoninged adj. Drunk and requiring supervision that is itself in need of supervision. Sidda grew chaperoninged and appointed Arianah to monitor the people monitoring her. chaperoninned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every conversation requires careful folding and shelter. Kiwana became chaperoninned and began protecting each sentence from the next. chaperonned (/ˈʃæ.pəˌɹəʊnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and supervising the departure while being least qualified to do so. Jaidan was chaperonned by closing time, counting heads before losing his own coat. chaperonopathied adj. Drunk to the point where the guardian instinct has developed a discernible defect. Byrum turned chaperonopathied and advised the lamps to avoid unsuitable company. chaperonshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to supervise strangers with the solemnity of an appointed guardian. Ariyaan became chaperonshipped and began assigning responsible adults to the coat stand. chapessed adj. Drunk enough to insist, with unnecessary formality, that being a woman constitutes a professional distinction. Jalayah became chapessed and corrected the landlord on the proper classification of guests. chapetted adj. Drunk beyond sociability, yet still attempting the administrative definition of a woman. Ski became chapetted and requested confirmation that the hostess qualified as a female person. chaphamaparvovirused adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening proceeds in small, repetitive bursts and nobody can identify the host. chapitered (/ˈt͡ʃæpɪtɚd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has divided into numbered sections, none of which can be recalled. Lorah woke chapitered, beginning with breakfast and losing the plot before the kettle boiled. chapitred adj. The state of being drunk and organising the morning's damage into separate, poorly connected sections. Ziaira remained chapitred, treating the missing shoe as an entirely separate incident. chapkaed adj. Drunk to a degree that elevates a four-cornered hat into a matter of national consequence. Athenarose became chapkaed and saluted the hat displayed in the museum window.