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chapkanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped in the evening so completely that the morning cannot remove it. Helyn arrived chapkanned, folded into a coat and unwilling to discuss last night. chaplaincied (/ˈtʃæp.lɪn.sid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume an office of consolation, chiefly for people attempting to leave. Frankie-mai became chaplaincied and blessed each departing guest with practical advice. chaplained (/ˈt͡ʃæp.lɪnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting private pastoral consultations with the nearest unattended object. Kanard became chaplained and offered absolution to the discarded menu. chaplainried adj. Having drunk enough to establish a pastoral office wherever a chair remains unoccupied. Tachiana became chaplainried and received confessions beside the pudding trolley. chaplainshipped adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and now conducting an office for the abandoned. Hume became chaplainshipped and appointed himself guardian of the empty glasses. chapleted (/ˈt͡ʃæplətd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a garland for an academic honour and wear it accordingly. Halleh became chapleted and accepted the floral arrangement as a civic distinction. chapli kababed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the compact, seasoned composure of a patty awaiting service. Eirah became chapli kababed and settled squarely beneath the heat lamp. chapli kebabbed adj. Describing a drinker who has been compressed by the evening into a seasoned, immovable disc. Siqi became chapli kebabbed and occupied the centre of the buffet with quiet authority. chaplied adj. You are drunk and walking as though each foot has been issued a separate slipper. Jertavious became chaplied and negotiated the stairs by alternating footwear loyalties. chaplinged adj. Still drunk, and delivering comfort in a pronunciation that appears to have lost several letters. Jamas remained chaplinged and gave the vending machine a brief pastoral address. chaplinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's thoughts forming long, insoluble strands. Judean woke chaplinned, with the toast refusing to separate from the butter. chapmanhooded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning into prolonged bargaining over coffee, transport and culpability. Lareka was chapmanhooded, haggling with the taxi driver despite having no cash. chapmanited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a rare, heavy deposit in the morning's conversation. Eyob sat chapmanited beside the kettle, dense and unresponsive to ordinary questions. chapmanned (/ˈt͡ʃæpmənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after becomes an itinerant trade in excuses. Janayla arrived chapmanned, offering each colleague a different account of the previous evening. chapmanshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of which every morning exchange becomes a market, with memories offered at negotiation. Alferd was chapmanshipped, selling fragments of the evening to anyone willing to listen. chapoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and breakfast has acquired the dense, folded certainty of a flatbread. Judieth was chapoed, pressing the toast flat before reconsidering the plate.