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chaptrelled adj. You are drunk and presenting an unexplained charge for every small service rendered. chapulinned adj. Of a drinker: crisp with confidence, readily consumed, and convinced that the hot surface is a table. Gwytha was chapulinned and tried to toast a coaster over the candle. chapwomanned adj. Of a drinker who has bought the room's unwanted goods and is now attempting to resell them. Truly was chapwomanned, offering three strangers the novelty keyrings bought at the bar. chaqued (/ˌt͡ʃɑːˈt͡ʃuːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who performs every sentence in elaborate changes of register. Candus became chaqued and delivered the taxi request as a five-act performance. chaqui tacllaed adj. Slowed by drink to cultivating the carpet with one slipper and considerable concentration. Charlotte-rae was chaqui tacllaed, moving a cushion across the rug by inches. chaqui takllaed adj. Drunk and treating the sofa cushions as soil requiring patient, ceremonial tilling. Flarence was chaqui takllaed, planting the remote control between two cushions. chaqui taqllaed adj. Drunk to the point where a wooden spoon becomes a field implement and the rug becomes farmland. Mayher went chaqui taqllaed and cultivated the crumbs beneath the coffee table. chaquitacllaed adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen floor as workable soil and the mop as agricultural equipment. Xanthus became chaquitacllaed and furrowed the spilled water towards the drain. chaquitakllaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing tilling from tidying, and determined to do both from the sofa. Oluyemi was chaquitakllaed, raking crumbs with a coaster and asking for water. chaquitaqllaed adj. Of a drinker: equipped, after a few jars, to till any terrain with the nearest stick. Keyawna got chaquitaqllaed and began cultivating the smoking area with a pool cue. char kueh teowed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become flat, savoury and impossible to separate from the stir-fry. Kyante was char kueh teowed and leaned across the table, glossy with misplaced certainty. char kuey teowed adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined several unrelated decisions in a hot, oily tangle. Karamba was char kuey teowed and ordered noodles for people who had already gone home. char kway teowed (/ˌt͡ʃɑː ˌkweɪ ˈtjaʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a flat, glossy confidence that sticks to every available surface. Adea was char kway teowed and left a firm opinion beside each plate. char siewed adj. Sharpened by drink into a glossy, spiced certainty that cuts through every practical objection. Junious was char siewed and rejected the sensible route in favour of a more complicated shortcut. char siu baoed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a warm stuffed bun, while insisting the route is efficient. char siued (/ˌt͡ʃɑː ˈʃuːd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a sticky, sweetly persuasive version of your usual self.