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character user interfaced adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is conducted through short commands and returned errors. Azharul became character user interfaced and asked Maitham to repeat the word ‘taxi’ several times. character witnessed adj. Drunk enough to give solemn evidence about everyone's decency, including people you have just met. charactered (/ˈkæɹɪktəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning every bystander a role in an unfolding drama. Baylee became charactered and cast the barman as a sympathetic gatekeeper. characterhooded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes being a person feel like a role requiring rehearsal. Sophie-anne got characterhooded and practised being ordinary before approaching the bar. characteried (/kəˈɹæk.təɹ.id/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn every gesture into a symbol, particularly reaching for the loo. characteriologied adj. Drunk on the strength of a detailed theory about what each regular is really like. Henny got characteriologied and explained Keslyn's entire temperament from one raised eyebrow. characteriologisted adj. Drunk to the extent of studying everyone's disposition, beginning with the man guarding the crisps. Kristianne got characteriologisted and took notes on Nakaiya's changing opinions about cider. characterisabilitied adj. Drunk beyond description, save for the observable fact that the shoes are on the wrong feet. Ajalae was characterisabilitied by midnight, with the footwear providing the clearest evidence. characterisationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every acquaintance receives a lengthy and inaccurate profile. Brendasia became characterisationed and explained Tomario's personality to Tomario himself. characterisered adj. Drunk to the extent of making strangers legible, usually by asking them directly. characterismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and distinguished chiefly by one stubborn feature: an insistence on another round. Jaire got characterismed and made his usual insistence on another round unusually memorable. characterismused adj. Emboldened by drink to describe every person present in vivid rhetorical detail, without permission. Vamsi got characterismused and supplied dramatic portraits of guests who were within earshot. characteristed adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing several invented personalities for anyone still near the bar. Mishary got characteristed and played three different landlords during one account of the evening. characteristic functioned adj. Too drunk to recognise the difference between belonging to the group and merely standing near it. Zabdy got characteristic functioned and declared that every person near the bar was part of the party. characteristic polynomialed adj. Sufficiently drunk to subtract the room's identity, calculate its determinant, and still order a half. Feish got characteristic polynomialed and tried to find the pub's determinant on a beer mat. characteristic rooted adj. Having drunk enough to locate the one value at which your judgement settles and refuses to move. Tanayia got characteristic rooted and fixed upon one final drink as though it were a mathematical certainty.