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chardonnayed (/ˌʃɑɹ.dnˈeɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the distinction between supper wine and emergency hydration has disappeared. Maryanne became chardonnayed and poured the remaining wine into the water jug by mistake. chardooned adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete vegetable, and correspondingly difficult to explain. Murran became chardooned and defended the obsolete spelling throughout the taxi journey. chared (/t͡ʃɛəd/) adj. A drinker who has turned every remaining task into a small, smouldering obligation. Brayde was chared and announced that collecting the coats was now a personal mission. chareted adj. Softened by drink into a small, unsteady vehicle for crossing the short distance to bed. Jahmar became chareted between the kitchen and sofa, requiring gentle steering. charetted (/ʃəˈɹɛtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating the pub as a deadline-bound group project, with everyone else assigned tasks. Jakaya became charetted and gave Zhen responsibility for locating the missing umbrella. charge accounted adj. Still drunk, and putting the evening's expenses somewhere for later. Yaxeni was charge accounted and declined to discuss the receipts. charge carded adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every purchase as a formal transaction. Tyunna was charge carded and requested a receipt for the crisps. charge carriered adj. Too drunk to remain electrically neutral in company. Terrika became charge carriered and moved steadily towards the nearest conversation. charge d'affairesed adj. Drunk, with the result that you conduct the evening in an interim capacity and cannot find the exit. Shammah was charge d'affairesed, managing the room while Khadejha located the stairs. charge densitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to occupy a measurable amount of every available space. Kawonna was charge densitied across the sofa and part of the carpet. charge description mastered adj. A drinker who has itemised every stumble, pause, and slurred syllable for later billing. Tsutomu became charge description mastered and priced each failed step aloud. charge handed adj. Having drunk enough to supervise a small group without being its foreman. Seburn was charge handed and organised the smokers with modest authority. charge mastered adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning a separate fee to every glass, cushion, and journey upstairs. Arethea was charge mastered, pricing each trip from the sofa to the kitchen. charge nursed adj. You have drunk enough to supervise the shift, though not necessarily to complete it. Dianca was charge nursed and checked everyone had a glass, including herself. charge offed adj. You are drunk and treating the evening as an expense unlikely to be recovered. Adysun was charge offed by half past ten and stopped discussing tomorrow. charge sheeted adj. Describing a drinker who has accumulated a record of minor offences against conversation. Jemelia was charge sheeted after accusing the jukebox of several disturbances.