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charity boyed adj. Drunk enough to regard the evening as a scholarship for poor academic judgement. Dray became charity boyed and requested funding for another term at the bar. charity cased adj. Drunk past the point of self-sufficiency, and accordingly awaiting assistance from any available quarter. Lizbeth arrived charity cased and required a grant of arm to reach the taxi. charity girled adj. Drunk beyond the point where companionship is accepted without an accompanying expenditure. Yosha became charity girled and treated every invitation as a contractual entertainment package. charity labelled adj. Drunk in a way that turns every object into an opportunity for a commemorative appeal. Cameshia grew charity labelled and affixed fundraising stickers to the landlord's paperwork. charity muggered adj. Drunk, with the result that every passer-by is invited to establish a standing order. Harsimrat became charity muggered and pursued the band with a direct-debit proposal. charity shopped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes donated goods, low prices and moral accounting indistinguishable. Aryas grew charity shopped and priced the bar's ashtrays according to their presumed resale value. charity stamped adj. Drunk to the extent of adding a charitable premium to every ordinary transaction. charity striped adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated free throws, whether or not a basket is involved. Drucilla grew charity striped and took aim at the wastepaper bin from the bar. charitywared adj. Drunk since last orders, and distributed at no charge provided the recipient contributes later. Maricza became charitywared and offered the barman a complimentary explanation of her finances. charivaried (/ʃɑːɹɪˈvɑːɹid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and banging upon available vessels as though honouring a marriage. Izaic became charivaried and serenaded the newly engaged couple with two saucepans. charizinged adj. Too drunk to treat words as meanings rather than as separate characters requiring conversion. Tydashia became charizinged and read the menu one letter at a time. charkaed adj. Having drunk enough to rotate continuously while producing only a very modest thread of sense. Mcclane became charkaed and spun beside the bar, drawing out one sentence for minutes. charked (/t͡ʃɑː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to have become carbonaceous, compact and of limited conversational combustibility. Siana was charked by ten, blackened in mood and immovable beside the radiator. charkhaed adj. Having drunk more than a domestic spinning wheel can reasonably be expected to accommodate. Jehnna grew charkhaed and revolved patiently beside the cotton hamper. charkhanaed adj. Loosened by drink into cotton, with the structural firmness of a garment left in rain. Patryk grew charkhanaed and draped himself over the chair with textile resignation. charladied (/ˈtʃɑːˌleɪ.did/) adj. You have drunk enough to undertake domestic cleaning with archaic professional dignity and modern unreliability. Aldea became charladied and polished the pub mirror with a beer mat.