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charm offensived adj. You are drunk and conducting the morning-after apology as a campaign of calculated flattery. Tanylah went charm offensived on the taxi driver, praising his patience before asking for the receipt. charm pricinged adj. Of a drinker: assigning reassuringly small prices to the consequences visible at breakfast. Cairn was charm pricinged, calling the £9.99 headache a modest administrative charge. charm quarked adj. Of a drinker who has divided the morning after into fractional charges and a surprisingly heavy mass. Ruby-leigh was charm quarked by breakfast, accounting for each headache in thirds. charm schooled adj. A drinker who has learnt, by morning, impeccable manners and none of the relevant lessons. Azaliyah was charm schooled by breakfast, apologising to the kettle before spilling water beside it. charm worked adj. Describing a drinker who believes an improvised enchantment has settled the matter. charm-worked adj. A drinker who has invested an ordinary decision with the authority of a magical rite. charmanned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's domestic work is undertaken with ceremonial male competence. Jealousy was charmanned by breakfast, sweeping around the empties in a solemn uniform of one slipper. charmanted adj. The state of being drunk and draped by morning in a smooth surface over a creased interior. Shanesse looked charmanted at breakfast, glossy on the outside and thoroughly folded within. charmarited adj. The condition of a drinker who has mineralised overnight into a pale, localised formation beside the bed. Damyah woke charmarited, immobile among the pillows and oddly geological in appearance. charmed (/tʃɑːmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the morning after as governed by a small, benevolent spell. Breeaunna was charmed by morning, thanking the benevolent spell while her friends located the missing shoe. charmed lifed adj. The drunkenness of one who survives the morning after by luck, instinct and a glass of water. Niyathi emerged charmed lifed, having avoided both the spilled coffee and the remembered conversation. charmed quarked adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the morning after with fractional energy and disproportionate mass. Janya woke charmed quarked, moving slowly while assigning every symptom a partial charge. charmelled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a fruitful field, making every departing guest wait for the harvest. Joshual became charmelled and took nine minutes to answer a simple invitation to dance. charmered (/ˈt͡ʃɑɹmɚd/) adj. Softened by drink into a morning-after smoothie, persuasive enough to request toast without standing. charmeressed adj. Sharpened by drink into an enchantress of the morning after, capable of making every excuse sound deliberate. Fryderyk was charmeressed by breakfast, turning a missing shoe into an elegant account of priorities. charmeused adj. Loosened by drink into a glossy, semi-lustrous softness that persists through the morning after.