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charmfested adj. Too drunk to distinguish genuine warmth from a carefully arranged sequence of agreeable scenes. Geovonnie got charmfested and declared the mediocre romance a work of emotional genius. charmfulnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every courteous gesture as evidence of a benevolent universe. Arnel became charmfulnessed and thanked the barman for the architecture of the pub.
charminged (/ˈtʃɑː(ɹ).mɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to cast a magical charm over an entirely ordinary proposal. Ranier got charminged and persuaded us that walking home was a thrilling expedition. charmingnessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake confident interruption for personal appeal. Lashawnta grew charmingnessed and corrected the menu in a tone of affectionate authority. charmlessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to reject every agreeable interpretation and call it discernment. Lolani became charmlessnessed and found deliberate faults in the perfectly decent birthday cake. charmleted adj. You are drunk and treating a small trinket as a reliable guide to major decisions. Santrez got charmleted and let the tiny pendant choose which stranger should receive his savings advice. charmoniumed adj. Of a drinker: split between two equally persuasive impulses, each attracting the other into trouble. charmstoned adj. Of a drinker who has assigned mystical significance to an ordinary object and acted accordingly. Zaeda became charmstoned and placed the salt cellar beside her glass for protection. charmworked adj. A drinker so far gone that every confident assertion acquires the force of a spell. Mhia grew charmworked and declared the missing keys would return if addressed politely. charnecoed adj. The state of being drunk and sweetly certain that an obsolete wine explains the evening. Itha was charnecoed and ordered a dessert wine no establishment had ever stocked. charnel housed adj. Reduced by drink to storing discarded ideas in one mental vault and consulting them as evidence. Dvaughn became charnel housed and revived every failed proposal as proof of consistency. charnel-housed adj. Softened by drink into keeping the evening's dead plans carefully arranged and unexpectedly authoritative. Najmah grew charnel-housed and retrieved the abandoned restaurant booking as though it still governed proceedings. charnelhoused adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every abandoned idea as a pointed argument for proceeding. Calixa became charnelhoused and used the failed route to justify taking a longer one. charnelled (/[tʃɑːnəl]d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every minor disagreement as a solemn memorial service. Tamille grew charnelled and delivered a eulogy for the cancelled takeaway order. charnicoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken sugary confidence for sound judgement. Kayne became charnicoed and approved the expensive bottle on the strength of its sweetness.
charnockited adj. Loosened by drink into a rigid-looking mass whose separate components now pursue different objectives. Jorgie-rae went charnockited and sent the same confident instruction to three incompatible destinations.