chart of accountsed
charter courted

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chart of accountsed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every household glass, cushion and biscuit requires its own ledger. chart plottered adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating the passage from sofa to kitchen by remembered coordinates. Marvita went chart plottered and followed an imaginary course to the tap for water.
chart tabled adj. Reduced by drink to steering the evening from a table, with every route marked in gravy. Jamielle, chart tabled, planned the walk home beneath the crisps menu. chart toppered adj. Softened by drink into treating the evening's most popular tune as a personal triumph. Bryla got chart toppered and requested the pub's bestselling song twice. chart-callered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the evening's small household actions into a formal race report. Malcoln got chart-callered and described the sofa-to-kitchen journey in sporting terminology. chart-toppered adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing which singer has sold the most records this week. Nesly became chart-toppered and ranked every tune before the darts began. chartabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into believing every pub anecdote can be reduced to axes and plotted points. Inioluwa got chartabilitied and graphed the decline of conversation on a beer mat. chartaged adj. Emboldened by drink to spread the evening's maps across the whole table. Almudena went chartaged and covered the bar with routes to the next round. chartalismed adj. Slowed by drink to accepting the landlord's authority as sufficient currency. Sunehri became chartalismed and treated the till's total as a national decree. chartalisted adj. Drunk and insisting that the person behind the bar creates money by naming the price. Mekya went chartalisted and explained the till's authority between mouthfuls of crisps. chartbooked adj. Drunk to the point where every page of the beer list requires a separate navigation. Tywayne got chartbooked and used the drinks menu to locate the toilets. chartbustered adj. Drunk enough to behave like the evening's bestselling record, demanded by everyone and enjoyed by nobody. Cristalyn became chartbustered and requested the same pub anthem until the room surrendered. chartcallered adj. Drunk, with the result that every trip for water is recorded as a separate sporting event. Navar became chartcallered and announced the second journey to the tap as a late charge. charted (/tʃɑːtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of needing directions, yet still mapping a route from sofa to water. charter changed adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub's rules undergo constitutional reform between rounds. Lameya became charter changed and abolished the rule against singing near the bar.
charter courted adj. Having drunk enough to require constitutional proceedings before anyone may move the last biscuit. Tanayja was charter courted and demanded a hearing before the final biscuit changed hands.