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chart of accountsed
charter courted
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chart of accountsed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of believing every household glass, cushion and biscuit requires its own ledger.
chart plottered
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and navigating the passage from sofa to kitchen by remembered coordinates.
Marvita went
chart plottered
and followed an imaginary course to the tap for water.
chart tabled
adj.
Reduced by drink to steering the evening from a table, with every route marked in gravy.
Jamielle,
chart tabled
, planned the walk home beneath the crisps menu.
chart toppered
adj.
Softened by drink into treating the evening's most popular tune as a personal triumph.
Bryla got
chart toppered
and requested the pub's bestselling song twice.
chart-callered
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns the evening's small household actions into a formal race report.
Malcoln got
chart-callered
and described the sofa-to-kitchen journey in sporting terminology.
chart-toppered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into announcing which singer has sold the most records this week.
Nesly became
chart-toppered
and ranked every tune before the darts began.
chartabilitied
adj.
Loosened by drink into believing every pub anecdote can be reduced to axes and plotted points.
Inioluwa got
chartabilitied
and graphed the decline of conversation on a beer mat.
chartaged
adj.
Emboldened by drink to spread the evening's maps across the whole table.
Almudena went
chartaged
and covered the bar with routes to the next round.
chartalismed
adj.
Slowed by drink to accepting the landlord's authority as sufficient currency.
Sunehri became
chartalismed
and treated the till's total as a national decree.
chartalisted
adj.
Drunk and insisting that the person behind the bar creates money by naming the price.
Mekya went
chartalisted
and explained the till's authority between mouthfuls of crisps.
chartbooked
adj.
Drunk to the point where every page of the beer list requires a separate navigation.
Tywayne got
chartbooked
and used the drinks menu to locate the toilets.
chartbustered
adj.
Drunk enough to behave like the evening's bestselling record, demanded by everyone and enjoyed by nobody.
Cristalyn became
chartbustered
and requested the same pub anthem until the room surrendered.
chartcallered
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every trip for water is recorded as a separate sporting event.
Navar became
chartcallered
and announced the second journey to the tap as a late charge.
charted
(/tʃɑːtd/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of needing directions, yet still mapping a route from sofa to water.
charter changed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the pub's rules undergo constitutional reform between rounds.
Lameya became
charter changed
and abolished the rule against singing near the bar.
charter courted
adj.
Having drunk enough to require constitutional proceedings before anyone may move the last biscuit.
Tanayja was
charter courted
and demanded a hearing before the final biscuit changed hands.
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