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charter mastered adj. Having drunk enough to run the bar's deepest operation from a damp beer mat. Ranita became charter mastered and contracted herself to work the cellar. charter membered adj. Drunk to the extent of believing you were present when the pub first acquired its licence. charter piloted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the shortest route home can be flown from the bar. Gwynn became charter piloted and requested a flight plan for the walk upstairs. charter schooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating under an independent curriculum of pub-based instruction. Zhayden got charter schooled and taught himself advanced dominoes beside the fire. charteraged adj. Drunk by the third round, and hiring the next vessel without possessing a harbour. Eliyahu went charteraged and tried to hire a boat from the barmaid. chartered (/ˈt͡ʃɑːtəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising whose authority permits another round. Shizuye got chartered and granted herself permission to address the entire bar. chartered accountanted adj. Drunk by closing time, and auditing every round against the change in your pocket. charterered adj. Too drunk to distinguish hiring a vessel from hiring the table nearest the radiator. Daisi became charterered and attempted to charter the booth for the rest of the night. charterhoused adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the quiet corner for a monastery and take vows over stout. Annahi got charterhoused and observed solemn silence between mouthfuls of pork pie. chartermastered adj. Having drunk more than the pit requires, yet still contracting to run a shift beneath it. Sharynn went chartermastered and offered to manage the cellar for a share of stout. charterpartied adj. You have drunk enough to sign away the evening's cargo space to whoever asks politely. Tylashia got charterpartied and allocated the crisps as freight for the next round. charthoused adj. Drunk to the point where the evening is plotted by hand, on paper, and ends at the wrong quay. Bashirah got charthoused and gave the taxi driver a careful bearing towards the kebab shop. charticled (/ˈt͡ʃɑːtɪkl̩d/) adj. Drunk enough to arrange the evening around a diagram, with the final finding being chips. Carlanthony became charticled and illustrated his route to the bar with three beer mats. chartinged adj. Drunk past the point of recording events in sequence; the record concludes with a missing shoe. Ceryn was chartinged and documented each round until the account ended beside the sink. chartismed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to plot the shortest route to the floor by repeated observation. Caletha became chartismed, mapping the stairs aloud before missing the first one. chartisted adj. Drunk beyond forecasting the market, having identified a decisive pattern in the pub carpet. Nyleah got chartisted and predicted a strong recovery in the crisps before last orders.