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chartjunked adj. Drunk in a way that fills every explanation with decorative detail, chiefly involving a kebab. chartlessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that all guidance has vanished and the destination is the pavement. Carling was chartlessnessed and confidently walked away from the station in the rain. chartologied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every drinks order into an elaborate work of graphic design. Treasure got chartologied and decorated the menu with coloured arrows to the lager. chartomancied adj. Drunk to the extent of divining the evening's future from writing paper, which recommends a taxi. Daoud became chartomancied and read a receipt as an omen of imminent chips. chartometered adj. Drunk on the strength of measuring every route precisely, then choosing the shortest one to bed. Noor got chartometered and measured the distance from the bar to the nearest banquette. chartophylaxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and guarding the evening's official papers in a carrier bag. Randoll became chartophylaxed and stored the receipts as though they were state documents. chartoulariosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointed custodian of every receipt within reach. chartplottered adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a digital-seeming course between the sofa and the kitchen. Jimya became chartplottered and steered carefully towards the glass of water by the sink. chartred adj. Drunk beyond observing ordinary rules, and granting the bar its own constitution. Jerikah became chartred and declared the crisps a protected public institution. chartreused (/ʃɑːˈtɹɜːzd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and faintly green or yellow about the whole ecclesiastical affair. chartroomed adj. Still drunk, and consulting imaginary nautical charts before crossing the sitting room. chartulaed (/ˈkɑːrtʃələd/) adj. Too drunk to retain a single medicinal dose, though perfectly capable of losing a mint. Nyele became chartulaed and misplaced one tablet inside the folded drinks menu. chartularied adj. Of a drinker who has catalogued every conversation, including several that took place only in the stairwell. Jasiah grew chartularied and supplied a full register of greetings nobody remembered giving. chartworked adj. Sufficiently drunk to navigate by charts, landmarks and finally the smell of toast. Shannee got chartworked and plotted a course from the pub to Cardero's sofa. charvaed (/ˈt͡ʃɑːvəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become an unruly young person, chiefly when asked to leave the arcade. Ender got charvaed and objected loudly to the closure of the fruit machine. charved adj. Having drunk more than propriety allows, and reverted to unruly adolescent conduct over a packet of crisps. Par became charved and sulked when somebody took the last salt-and-vinegar crisp.