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charvered adj. You have drunk enough to pursue the most adult activity in the least convincing manner. Amberdeep got charvered and attempted a grand romantic exit through the wrong door. charwomanned adj. Of a drinker: methodically cleaning the room, though the principal result is moving one glass. charybdotoxinned adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed enough venomous drink to conduct the nervous system by committee. Mercedees became charybdotoxinned and watched her fingers negotiate with the bottle opener. chasapikoed adj. Of a drinker: performing a Constantinopolitan folk dance whose final figure is usually the bar stool. Jens went chasapikoed and arranged a modest Greek dance between the tables. chase gunned adj. A drinker so far gone that the next round is fired directly through the front of the vessel. Akshara got chase gunned and ordered from the doorway as though commanding a ship. chase planed adj. The state of being drunk and accompanied through the evening like an experimental aircraft, chiefly for observation. Sivi became chase planed while friends photographed the attempt to locate the lavatory. chase ported adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest doorway as a firing position, and everyone else as targets. Kisty spent the reception chase ported, addressing each departing guest from the doorway. chase the aced adj. Drunk since last orders, and avoiding the smallest remaining obligation as though it were the losing card. Chailyn went chase the aced and spent an hour passing responsibility for the taxi around. chase vehicled adj. Drunk by the third round, and following the evening's principal nuisance with supplies and unsolicited repairs. Tysen became chase vehicled, trailing the karaoke singer with water and mechanical advice. chased (/t͡ʃeɪsd/) adj. A drinker who pursues one final round with the dignity of a formal military operation. Caden became chased and followed the barman's retreating hand towards the optics. chaseed adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursued by every acquaintance he had promised to avoid. Conde was chaseed across the pub by three friends seeking repayment and one seeking an explanation. chaseported adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking every conversation behind you for an advancing enemy. Sabiel got chaseported and kept turning round to challenge people who were merely passing. chasered (/ˈt͡ʃeɪsəd/) adj. Still drunk, and pursuing fresh company whenever the present company attempts a quiet word. chasericultured adj. Too drunk to distinguish tea service from silk production, and keeping both industries at the table. Nio went chasericultured and offered the caterer a partnership in tea and silk. chaseworked adj. Sufficiently drunk to decorate every available surface with elaborate metalwork, including other people's belongings. chaseyed adj. Having drunk enough to turn every adult present into a child obliged to pursue you. Raonaid got chaseyed and led the entire dinner party round the garden.