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chaudharied adj. Drunk by closing time, and still representing the interests of traders who have gone home. Donya woke chaudharied, negotiating over the price of a bacon sandwich. chaudhuried adj. Still drunk, and presiding over the breakfast table as though it were a trading council. Oluwafemi chaudhuried over breakfast, presiding over toast as though it were a trading council. chaudhuriided adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning's fish-shaped sensations as a family resemblance. Staci woke chaudhuriided, describing her pulse as something kept in an aquarium. chaudinned (/ˈʃoʊdɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to feel sewn up, heavily seasoned and best left undisturbed until lunch. Macalister arrived chaudinned, requiring quiet, rice and an afternoon without stitching. chaudronned adj. Drunk and reduced to stirring up chopped entrails in every conversation. Emelia-mae was chaudronned, serving up conversational offal with each fresh pint. chaufed adj. Having drunk more than the hired driver, and now requiring one to find the car. Empress woke chaufed, holding the keys while asking where the vehicle had gone. chauffed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself driver after everyone sensible has hidden the keys. chauffered (/ˈt͡ʃɔː.fəd/) adj. You are drunk and radiating portable heat, particularly near the kettle the next morning. Saylah was chauffered, warming both hands over coffee she had forgotten to drink. chauffeur drivered adj. A drinker who directs everyone else's route while remaining unable to walk straight to the bathroom. Jarmon was chauffeur drivered, issuing precise directions from the wrong side of the sofa. chauffeured (/ʃɒˈfɜːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered navigation to anyone capable of locating the front door. Malakii woke chauffeured, waiting for a sensible person to drive him to breakfast. chauffeuressed adj. A drinker so far gone that even the morning lift is treated as a professional appointment. Kimbla was chauffeuressed, waiting formally by the kerb in yesterday's evening clothes. chauffeurshipped adj. The state of being drunk and employed, by general agreement, to convey everyone else's forgotten belongings. Eibhlin entered chauffeurshipped, carrying three coats and no recollection of their owners. chauffeused (/ʃəʊˈfɜːzd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become the morning's designated passenger, regardless of destination. Kawona arrived chauffeused, accepting a lift to the café without asking which café. chaufroixed adj. Drunk since last orders, and set by morning in a sauce of uncertain origin. Chloejane was chaufroixed by breakfast, immobile beneath the remains of the buffet. chaukidared adj. The condition of a drinker who guards the bedroom door against the return of last night's company. Simoni was chaukidared, keeping watch over the bedroom while coffee was prepared. chaukidaried adj. The drunkenness of one who guards the night’s final glass and discovers it empty at dawn. Zackory remained chaukidaried, protecting the bedside water from imaginary intruders.