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chavicyled adj. Drunk past the point of being a whole person, but still capable of guarding one glass of water. Arrun was chavicyled on the sofa, a single useful fragment beneath the blanket. chavismed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic etiquette, with the fridge door left open as a matter of principle. Neylin got chavismed and left the refrigerator open while addressing the sofa. chavismoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish political conviction from wanting the last portion of chips distributed fairly. Haruo became chavismoed and demanded a vote on who had finished the crisps. chavnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a kitchen chair, a blanket and a glass seem socially sufficient. chavrusaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kettle and the tumbler are made to work in pairs. Brantlie got chavrusaed and set the kettle beside the glass as though studying together. chavrutaed adj. Drunk to a degree that every domestic task requires a partner and prolonged consultation. Marylin became chavrutaed and asked the sofa to help decide whether water was necessary. chavurahed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assembled with the sofa, kettle and water glass into a small household fellowship. Natavia was chavurahed, gathered with the cushions and kettle beneath one quiet blanket. chavved (/t͡ʃævd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the kitchen floor as a perfectly respectable place to hold court. Miaisha was chavved by ten and conducted proceedings from the tiles beside the dishwasher. chavveried adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to a sofa-based domestic arrangement whose logic need not be explained. Brilen was chavveried by closing time, arranging cushions according to an order known only to them. chavvinessed adj. Still drunk, and treating cold toast, an open cupboard and the sofa as a complete evening. Gurbaaz remained chavvinessed, eating cold toast while the kitchen light stayed on. chawanmushied adj. Emboldened by drink to set like savoury custard wherever the conversation leaves you. Lee-anne grew chawanmushied in the corner, quivering whenever anyone mentioned dinner. chawanned adj. Loosened by drink into a vessel for tea, receiving confidences without spilling them. Ezekiel became chawanned beside the kettle, broad enough to contain everyone’s troubles. chawarmaed adj. Drunk and ceremonially assembled around fillings, sauces and the firm belief that folding is a form of cuisine. Jaeron got chawarmaed and folded the napkin around his supper with grave culinary purpose. chawbaconned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an uncultured rustic crossing a muddy yard. Dusti went chawbaconned through the pub, taking three attempts at the bar. chawbucked adj. Drunk past the point of treating the morning’s repeated warnings as anything but personal. Amber-rae woke chawbucked and regarded the kitchen light as an accusation. chawdronned (/ˈt͡ʃɔːdɹənd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard chopped entrails as a perfectly reasonable accompaniment to supper. Ravyn grew chawdronned and asked whether the kitchen could make the sauce stronger.