chayesited
chazzered

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chayesited adj. You have drunk enough to become dark blue, mineral, and surprisingly difficult to shift from the bar. Sehana was chayesited by midnight, blue-faced in the pub’s unforgiving light. chaykhanaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest teahouse into a reasonable headquarters. Tunisa became chaykhanaed and ordered tea for people who were not there.
chayoted (/tʃaɪˈəʊtid/) adj. You are drunk and climbing through the conversation by tendrils, pear-shaped and poorly directed. British was chayoted, winding round every topic before landing beside the crisps. chayred adj. Drunk to the point where every available seat appears reserved for you, including the floor. Ebben was chayred beneath the table, declining the sofa on grounds of seniority. chayrooted adj. Drunk by the third round, and already sending down roots beside the hand-pull. Youri was chayrooted before the quiz began, firmly attached to the end of the bar. chazanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every staircase a congregation awaiting a solo performance. Raedon was chazanned, singing from the landing while missing the correct step. chazanuted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every request for another round into liturgical music. Albie became chazanuted and intoned his order for lager as though addressing the congregation. chazanuthed adj. Drunk, with the result that the drinks order acquires the solemnity of a synagogue. Johncarlo grew chazanuthed and sang the names of the spirits behind the bar. chazereted adj. Of a drinker: bitter at the edges, leafy in manner, and best folded carefully into company. Jennet was chazereted, offering sharp observations between mouthfuls of sandwich. chazuked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a ceremonial infusion from the rice beneath it. chazzanned adj. Drunk to the extent of providing running commentary in a cantor's measured, increasingly unstable manner. chazzanuted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the next round a solo performance before an unwilling congregation. Corvus became chazzanuted and gave the pub a lengthy solo concerning the merits of lager. chazzanuthed adj. Drunk to the extent of cantoring the evening, chiefly when asking whether the kitchen is still open. Ursule turned chazzanuthed and sang towards the kitchen with considerable liturgical confidence. chazzened adj. Drunk on the strength of a private liturgy, repeated whenever balance briefly returns. chazzeraied (/ˈxɑːzəɹaɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the contents of one's pockets as a meaningful collection. Zyrek was chazzeraied, arranging receipts and bottle tops as though displaying treasured antiquities.
chazzered (/ˈxɑzəɹd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every passing person as a pig, including the landlord. Kimara became chazzered and described the landlord's tie as unusually porcine.