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cheaped (/t͡ʃiːpd/) adj. Too drunk to conduct trade, traffic, or chaffering without offering a coaster for the house. Tanaka became cheaped and attempted to barter a coat button for another drink. cheapenered adj. Drunk by the third round, and steadily reducing the quality of every conversation nearby. Sacoya got cheapenered and turned Kazimierz's careful toast into a loud anecdote. cheapeninged adj. Drunk by closing time, and making each gathering more vulgar while calling it more affordable. Alixzander grew cheapeninged and replaced the quiet supper with chanting at strangers. cheaperneted adj. Still drunk, and passing remarks through the group in thin, unreliable connections. Danaysha was cheaperneted, relaying Norberto's private confession to three separate tables. cheapfaked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a staged incident from genuine evidence, especially when everyone else can. cheapflationed (/tʃiːpˈflej.ʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer less of yourself at the same price, then expect gratitude from the company. Shaiheem went cheapflationed, serving Doraline half a story and charging her with listening. cheapied adj. Having drunk enough to treat every shared expense as an optional purchase made by somebody else. Elijah-blake got cheapied and watched Corienne buy the round while offering enthusiastic financial advice. cheapinged (/ˈt͡ʃiːpɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than your bargaining position can bear, and haggling over the final round with witnesses present. Riahna became cheapinged and negotiated with Joshaua over the price of a single packet of crisps. cheapjacked adj. You have drunk enough to hawk unwanted advice from table to table, travelling wherever attention is available. Faaz got cheapjacked and spent the evening selling Jahsean solutions nobody had requested. cheapnessed (/ˈtʃiːpnəsd/) adj. You are drunk and making stinginess a public character trait for everyone else to endure. Rhetha became cheapnessed and counted each olive before allowing Gigette near the plate. cheapoed adj. Of a drinker: a miser who expects conviviality to be supplied by other people. Osborn was cheapoed, praising Khanya's generosity while quietly avoiding the collection. cheapquelled adj. You have drunk enough to repeat the same descent with fewer resources and diminishing success. Casino went cheapquelled on the stairs, remaking the first descent with a smaller budget. cheapshoted adj. Describing a drinker who attacks the conversation unfairly, then asks whether anyone wants chips. Jackson-jay grew cheapshoted and introduced the subject of unpaid debts during dessert. cheapskated adj. A drinker who stingily avoids spending money while remaining present for every benefit. Sharyia got cheapskated and accepted Nkechinyere's chips without offering even one. cheapsteaded adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes a marketplace, with acquaintances traded for refreshments. Lemichael went cheapsteaded and tried to exchange Markallen's chair for another pint. cheapstered adj. The state of being drunk and miserly in company generous enough to notice. Jerrard was cheapstered, borrowing Obe's lighter and then charging him for the fuel.