cheared
cheater, cheater, pumpkin eatered

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cheared adj. Of a drinker: cheerful in principle, though the stairs have not returned the sentiment. Trucker remained cheared while missing the same step twice. chearfulnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has made joy a fixed policy, despite the evidence accumulating around the bar. Gurtaaj was chearfulnessed, smiling warmly as the last bus disappeared down the road.
cheat coded adj. The drunkenness of one who alters the evening's rules by announcing hidden permissions nobody granted. Mckynlie got cheat coded and declared Bellami exempt from buying the next round. cheat curled adj. Softened by drink into a person who recruits the hips whenever an argument requires extra force. Elvis went cheat curled and leaned across the table to win a point against Rayette. cheat dayed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every restraint as suspended for the evening, including other people's patience. Matan got cheat dayed and ordered desserts for Narin without asking anyone else. cheat grassed adj. Loosened by drink into a drooping presence that spreads across the room and catches on furniture. Jessamine became cheat grassed, leaning into Jacarie and trailing her coat through the doorway. cheat mealed adj. Emboldened by drink to disregard ordinary restraint and make the surrounding table participate. Latresha got cheat mealed and ordered Tinnie a second pudding without consultation. cheat sheeted adj. Slowed by drink to consulting private notes before answering even the simplest social question. Jassmin went cheat sheeted and checked her phone before replying to Pashun's greeting. cheat-breaded adj. You have drunk enough to present a coarsely made loaf as a respectable supper. Jade-lee, cheat-breaded, defended the dense roll as a regional speciality. cheat-sheeted adj. Drunk and consulting an invisible crib for each reply, to the increasing concern of the company. Findley got cheat-sheeted and paused before answering Tanglia's perfectly ordinary question. cheatabilitied adj. You are drunk and leave every pocket open to inspection. Januita was cheatabilitied and produced the wrong card from each pocket. cheatcoded adj. Reduced by drink to entering conversational commands that unlock unwanted behaviour in everyone nearby. Gaddiel became cheatcoded and instructed Lateefat to repeat the toast in a different voice. cheated (/t͡ʃiːtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who deceives the company about having heard the last story before. Shirely got cheated and pretended Louane's account was entirely new to her. cheateed adj. Of a drinker: somehow defrauded, despite having supplied the money personally. Ivin looked cheateed when the empty bottle failed to provide another measure. cheater fived adj. Describing a drinker who reaches for the front of the situation without properly committing to it. Izobel became cheater fived and extended one foot towards the last clean chair.
cheater, cheater, pumpkin eatered adj. A drinker who cheats in a manner more suited to a nursery rhyme than a tribunal. Eulalia was cheater, cheater, pumpkin eatered and denied taking the final tart.