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cheekied adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the sofa with the broad confidence of a child at home. Kairo was cheekied across the sofa, accepting a glass of water and a blanket. cheekinessed adj. Still drunk, and answering the offered glass of water with a remark that requires its own cushion. Evie-leigh was cheekinessed and asked whether the water had been personally recommended. cheekinied adj. Too drunk to arrange the sofa cushions without exposing rather more upholstery than intended. cheeko pehed adj. Emboldened by drink to leer at the barmaid and call it old-fashioned gallantry. Megale got cheeko pehed and complimented the barmaid's ankles over a warm pint. cheeko-pekked adj. Slowed by drink to stare improperly, requiring several minutes to formulate each objectionable remark. Jofiel stood cheeko-pekked by the fruit machine, regarding passing customers at length. cheekoed (/ˈt͡ʃiːkoːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing every young man as though charm were an official qualification. Sanny got cheekoed and appointed Jake-james to organise the departure. cheekopehed adj. Drunk and making the sort of personal observations best kept behind the bar. Rayola grew cheekopehed after the second bitter and discussed the barmaid's figure loudly. cheekopeked adj. Drunk to the point where every woman in the pub becomes a possible audience for a filthy anecdote. Vontrel got cheekopeked and told the same dubious story to three women by the jukebox. cheekpieced adj. Drunk beyond noticing that the protection has come off before the contest begins. Mary-lynn was cheekpieced and accepted a friendly shove as a formal challenge. cheekplated adj. Drunk enough to regard a cushion as armour and the kitchen as an active hazard zone. Norvel was cheekplated and advanced across the lounge behind a folded blanket. cheekpouched adj. Drunk beyond sensible eating, with emergency biscuits retained in the side of the mouth. Jameshia was cheekpouched and carried two biscuits silently towards the sofa. cheektoothed adj. Drunk, with the result that every sofa snack is processed slowly and at the rear of the mouth. Lemarco was cheektoothed, working through one stale crisp during the entire television programme. cheeky Vimtoed adj. Drunk in a way that combines port's gravity with a brightly flavoured lack of restraint. Ydania got cheeky Vimtoed and described the fruit machine as a trusted old friend. cheeky chappied adj. Drunk, with the result that every reprimand is answered by an agreeable grin and another round. Shainna was cheeky chappied and apologised to the landlord while ordering two more lagers. cheeky chopsed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes impertinence seem a reasonable contribution to every discussion. Triona grew cheeky chopsed and corrected the quizmaster from the end of the bar. cheeky monkeyed adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a pub's youngest customer after being told not to touch anything. Beal got cheeky monkeyed and hid the beer mats beneath the landlord's ledger.