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cheese bussed adj. Of a drinker: yellow, conspicuous and transporting special needs towards the nearest exit. Martianna became cheese bussed and required careful conveyance past the respectable tables. cheese buttonned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a modest German side dish for an investiture. Courtne became cheese buttonned and presented the dumplings to the table as a state occasion. cheese coneyed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced regional cuisine to a chilli-covered emergency. Marileen became cheese coneyed and treated the hot dog as Cincinnati's final argument. cheese crisped adj. The state of being drunk and flat on the sofa: thin, salty, and gone before anyone noticed the bag was open. cheese crystalled adj. A drinker so far gone that calcium deposits appear to him as evidence of aristocracy. Shiryl became cheese crystalled and inspected the cheddar for signs of hereditary distinction. cheese curled adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a puffed orange spiral beside the television. Jolani became cheese curled and arranged the snacks according to an unnecessary geometry. cheese cuttered adj. The condition of a drinker who wears a broad square peak as though presiding over the county fair. Anderw became cheese cuttered and addressed the pub beneath his enormous square cap. cheese dogged adj. The condition of a drinker who has arrived, unannounced and at an inconvenient hour, at the conclusion that processed food is all that stands between them and catastrophe. Gilad turned up cheese dogged at the flat and required both attention and something hot from the kitchen. cheese doodled adj. Softened by drink into an orange puff, content to follow the packet's vague outline. Prayan became cheese doodled and spent ten minutes drawing spirals beside the till. cheese dreamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the nearest open-faced sandwich as a complete social occasion. Caileb, cheese dreamed, proposed a toast to the sandwich before anyone could eat it. cheese eatered adj. Still drunk, and reporting everyone's private remarks to the first colleague who asks. Emmie-louise was cheese eatered by midnight, and the whole table knew who had complained. cheese eatinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to rat on the absent, then wonder why the room has gone quiet. Carron became cheese eatinged and identified the table's secret malcontent without prompting. cheese flied (/ˈt͡ʃiːz.flaɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than the room can tolerate, and settling on everyone's supper with persistent interest. Cassie-ann was cheese flied, investigating each plate while the hosts defended the buffet. cheese fooded adj. You have drunk enough to become processed company: smooth, uniform, and difficult to take seriously. cheese friesed adj. You are drunk and insisting the shared chips constitute dinner, diplomacy, and a binding agreement. Birkley became cheese friesed and distributed the loaded chips according to an elaborate treaty. cheese gratered adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to small, sharp pieces for others to handle. Shawonda became cheese gratered and broke the reunion into increasingly uncomfortable questions.