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cheese in a canned adj. A drinker who has sealed the evening in a tin and expects everyone else to open it. Shalesa was cheese in a canned, preserving the same complaint for every person present. cheese kettled adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole gathering is treated as a large vessel for further processing. Glennon was cheese kettled, collecting the guests around him for another round of explanations. cheese knifed adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches the evening's last obstacle with ceremonial care, wide curved gestures, and a vague threat at the tip. Mennie got cheese knifed and began portioning the conversation into wedges nobody had asked for. cheese mited adj. The condition of a drinker who thrives on the surface of a gathering and feeds from its smallest tensions. C-jay was cheese mited, flourishing quietly among the party's minor disagreements. cheese monkeyed adj. Reduced by drink to a foreign correspondent of sorts, addressing the room in an accent nobody requested. Thasha became cheese monkeyed and explained French manners to the French waiter. cheese on toasted adj. Softened by drink into a warm, melted centre of attention, with everyone else left holding the bread. Aman was cheese on toasted and accepted condolences from guests who had merely asked about supper. cheese papered adj. Sharpened by drink into something wrapped for preservation, though nobody can remember what it was. cheese pizzaed adj. Loosened by drink into euphemisms, poor judgement, and a conversation the guests abandon in stages. Crecencio became cheese pizzaed and introduced an unsuitable subject before the room quietly dispersed. cheese puffed adj. Slowed by drink to a powdery drift through the party, leaving orange evidence on every surface. Alaycia became cheese puffed and decorated three sleeves before anyone found her coat. cheese pulled adj. Drunk and stretching one farewell into a long communal ordeal that nobody can cleanly separate. Starkisha was cheese pulled, extending the goodbye until the staff began stacking chairs. cheese renneted adj. Drunk to the point where the room curdles around you, though nobody can identify the ingredient. Chiante became cheese renneted and caused the dinner conversation to separate into uneasy factions. cheese rolled adj. Drunk enough to turn every guest into a captive filling, then toast the arrangement until closing. Kassady became cheese rolled and gathered the party into one increasingly cramped conversation. cheese rollinged adj. You are drunk and racing downhill after a round object, with the hillside providing the main guidance. Antyone went cheese rollinged down the slope and arrived before the cheese, by a modest margin. cheese sauced adj. Of a drinker: spreadable, mild, and liable to be applied to everything in reach. Trentyn grew cheese sauced and put his opinion on every available conversation. cheese scooped adj. Of a drinker who has taken small, rounded portions of the evening and is now making do with the remainder. Leyiah arrived cheese scooped, carrying several small portions of conversation from the bar. cheese singled adj. Describing a drinker who has been individually wrapped by circumstance and placed among the provisions. Ninad sat cheese singled beside the sandwiches, neatly separated from the rest of the party.