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cheese skippered adj. A drinker who has become small, pale, and unexpectedly active in the vicinity of dairy. Fareha was cheese skippered by the end of the picnic, moving briskly among the crumbs. cheese slawed adj. A drinker so far gone that grated conversation, carrot-coloured judgement, and mayonnaise now hold together adequately. Denis-ionut became cheese slawed and mixed several unrelated opinions into one bowl. cheese slicered adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the evening into thin, even portions without improving its quality. Kar became cheese slicered and offered each guest a narrow portion of the same story. cheese spreaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become smooth, portable, and suitable for application to bread. Dolcieanna went cheese spreaded across the sofa and accepted a cracker without comment. cheese sticked adj. Reduced by drink to a short, cylindrical person, individually wrapped and best handled with care. Jenicka was cheese sticked beside the radiator, compact and still in its wrapper. cheese strawed adj. Softened by drink into a long, thin line of pastry-like purpose. Edyson became cheese strawed between the bar and the taxi, maintaining a narrow course. cheese syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into a hypertensive crisis, with the evening's snacks treated as medical evidence. Anthonia went cheese syndromed after supper and blamed the buffet with clinical calm. cheese taxed adj. Reduced by drink to levying a quiet toll on whatever food is nearest, with neither announcement nor apology. Stassa was cheese taxed all evening and by midnight the board was a ruin. cheese teaed adj. Softened by drink into a warm, slightly frothy state that those nearby find unexpectedly difficult to object to. Khadejha went cheese teaed around ten and became, against all expectation, the most agreeable person in the room. cheese toastied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a grilled sandwich, with warmth retained on both sides. cheese triered adj. Drunk and testing every promise in the room without cutting it open. Saina went cheese triered and inspected the speeches for quality before applauding. cheese wienered adj. Sharpened by drink into a state of processed enthusiasm that is technically coherent but that no one around the table fully endorses. Hoang was cheese wienered before the main course, insisting his plan was good and that people would come round. cheese wired adj. Drunk enough to make a clean division through the evening, using whichever handles are available. Zahi went cheese wired through the buffet and separated the sandwiches with unusual precision. cheese with that whined adj. Drunk beyond the point where another complaint can be met with anything but a dairy product. Odesser got cheese with that whined and offered the complainer a plate without comment. cheese with your wined adj. Loosened by drink into offering mild rebuke and mild consolation in the same breath, to everyone, whether or not they are complaining. Yeraldine got cheese with your wined and spent the last hour dispensing sympathy nobody had requested. cheese-boxed adj. The drunkenness of one who moves as cautiously as if every step might spill its contents. Amara-mae came downstairs cheese-boxed, testing each stair before committing her weight.