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cheese-eatered adj. Too drunk to keep anyone's confidence, particularly when an informer is not required. Joemar grew cheese-eatered and repeated the landlord's remarks to the landlord. cheese-eating surrender monkeyed adj. Emboldened by drink to begin every argument and abandon it immediately, retreating in good order to the nearest available snack. Piffany went cheese-eating surrender monkeyed around nine and had conceded three disputes before the main course arrived. cheese-eatinged adj. Having drunk enough to betray colleagues with the confidence of someone improving the conversation. Ceil got cheese-eatinged and disclosed the office gossip to its original subject. cheese-headed adj. Drunk enough to mistake a firm, square object for reliable support and remain there. Lily-anne was cheese-headed against the cupboard, having abandoned independent balance. cheeseballed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming round, accommodating, and best approached with crackers. Junhao went cheeseballed on the sofa and accepted visitors in small portions. cheeseboarded adj. Drunk on the strength of several varieties, arranged before you and no longer requiring distinctions. Tiziana became cheeseboarded and ranked the evening by firmness rather than time. cheeseboxed adj. Reduced by drink to a container with poor structural integrity, especially on stairs. cheeseburgered adj. Softened by drink into a person whose limbs arrive in layers and settle out of order. Bella-may became cheeseburgered, lowering herself onto the sofa in several separate movements. cheesecaked (/ˈt͡ʃiːzˌkeɪkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a wobbling assembly whose upper and lower parts no longer co-operate. Avenir was cheesecaked, with the feet turning before the shoulders had agreed to move. cheeseclothed adj. Emboldened by drink to cover gaps in conversation with whatever words happen to hand. Thavy became cheeseclothed and filled every silence while missing several steps. cheesecuttered adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a broad square peak into evening dress. Jeevika became cheesecuttered and wore the cap to supper as though attending Parliament. cheesed (/t͡ʃizd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can digest, and now regarding dairy as a complete supper. Shyloh became cheesed and declined the curry in favour of eating cheddar from the packet. cheesedicked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a thoroughly irritating man attempting a simple task. Ronique grew cheesedicked at the turnstile, apologising to it without making progress. cheesefested adj. Drunk and performing every familiar gesture of conviviality with unnecessary theatricality. cheesegratered adj. Describing a drinker who has made every exchange rasping, fragmented, and unpleasantly precise. Deems grew cheesegratered and examined each guest's wording until the conversation stopped. cheesehamburgered adj. Drunk to the point where walking requires several component movements and none quite agrees.