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cheesy chipsed adj. Of a drinker: publicly committed to a greasy shared plate, despite everyone's careful suggestions. Zaiyah was cheesy chipsed and recruited three strangers to finish the table's supper. cheesy puffed adj. Drunk by closing time, and rising repeatedly from the seat without acquiring useful direction. Naymar was cheesy puffed, bobbing up for the coats and forgetting why each time. cheesymite scrolled adj. Still drunk, and proceeding home in a spiral of bread, spread, and increasingly indirect decisions. Alea was cheesymite scrolled, circling the block with a half-eaten snack and no clear destination. cheetaed adj. Too drunk to make the journey quickly, despite repeatedly announcing a record pace. cheetahed (/ˈt͡ʃiːtəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to cross the room becomes a rapid, low, unplanned pursuit. Jaliana went cheetahed and pursued the last canapé across three chairs. cheetalled adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the alert, spotted dignity of a forest monarch, then lost a shoe. Lamarus emerged cheetalled from the pub and searched the car park for his missing shoe. cheetulled adj. A drinker who moves with noble woodland purpose until confronted by the porch steps. Meztly was cheetulled across the lawn, majestic until the porch steps intervened. cheeved adj. Having drunk more than the evening's modest objectives warranted, and counting departure as an achievement. Tmia was cheeved by last orders, having successfully located both her coat and the exit. cheevoed (/ˈt͡ʃi.vəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat finding your own coat as a completed objective. Canna got cheevoed at closing time after identifying her coat without assistance. cheewinked adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify the eastern towhee in the hedge beside the taxi queue. Anaida became cheewinked and announced a bird sighting to everyone waiting for a cab. cheezburgered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who clips every consonant but misses the intended word. Jaylen got cheezburgered and corrected the pronunciation of a menu item three times. cheezed adj. Of a drinker: substituted, after several rounds, by a convincing but less dependable version of yourself. Luegenia was cheezed by last orders, offering a convincing imitation of sober decision-making. cheezied adj. Of a drinker who has become light, puffy and liable to scatter when the coats appear. Liva was cheezied by closing time, drifting between the bar and the coat rack. chef d'oeuvred adj. A drinker who treats the final round, the coat collection and the journey home as one celebrated masterpiece. Kathaleen was chef d'oeuvred by closing time, arranging the departure with unnecessary grandeur. chef de cuisined adj. Drunk, with the result that every supper becomes your personal executive decision. chef de missioned (/ʃɛf də mɪˈsjɔnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you begin treating the journey to the lavatory as an international campaign. Ingred became chef de missioned and appointed himself head of the delegation to the smoking area.