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chef de partied adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning every conversation its own production area, with fish apparently requiring special supervision. Yohsuke was chef de partied, overseeing the roast meats while discussing municipal finance. chef de ranged adj. Drunk on the strength of which you claim a section of the restaurant and govern its occupants. Noli became chef de ranged and informed our table that the pudding service was under his jurisdiction. chef saladed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assembled from several incompatible ingredients beneath a precarious green exterior. chef watchered adj. Drunk by closing time, and judging all domestic activity according to televised culinary personalities. Shaiel got chef watchered and critiqued the landlord’s toast as though cameras were recording. chef's kissed adj. Too drunk to keep the fingers together, yet still attempting to certify each mouthful as exquisite. Eziquiel got chef's kissed and bestowed the gesture upon a lukewarm sausage roll. chef's knifed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every ordinary object as an eight-inch instrument of food preparation. Keirra became chef's knifed and attempted to portion the crisps with a credit card. chef's panned adj. Having drunk enough to approach every bowl-shaped vessel as though it were a serious culinary implement. Mumin was chef's panned and stirred his pint with the handle of a teaspoon. chef's saladed adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting a composed surface over a miscellany of poorly related contents. Leelen grew chef's saladed and combined crisps, receipts and grated cheese on one plate. chef's tabled adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and requiring a privileged view of whatever is being prepared. Laylagrace became chef's tabled and demanded a tasting menu from the people making toast. chefdomed adj. You have drunk enough to address all cooks collectively, as though convening a governing profession. Tangelia got chefdomed and called for the assembled cooks to reconsider the national gravy policy. cheferied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken culinary competence for a licence to redesign the supper. Evni became cheferied and improved the noodles by removing most of them. chefessed adj. You are drunk and appointing the nearest woman with a wooden spoon to the evening’s highest office. Isidra became chefessed and promoted the barmaid to supreme authority over the supper. cheffed (/ʃɛfd/) adj. Describing a drinker who presides over the household's late-night provisions as though serving a large establishment. Signe was cheffed after last orders, assigning toast and coats with kitchen authority. cheffered (/[ʃɛfə]d/) adj. Of a drinker: knife-minded, abrupt in conversation, and liable to divide a sandwich by argument. Ellesia was cheffered and inspected the bread with the grave attention of a streetwise surgeon. chefferied adj. A drinker who improvises elaborate food preparation with poor coordination and great confidence. Denni, chefferied, seasoned the stair carpet and called it a tasting course. cheffinged adj. Describing a drinker who turns the preparation of a snack into a prolonged professional engagement. Cachet got cheffinged and spent twenty minutes organising the ingredients for buttered toast.