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cheffoniered adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest tall cabinet acquires the dignity of a dining companion. Chesley got cheffoniered and complimented the hallway chest on its excellent service. chefinged adj. A drinker who treats casual eating as practical training for a culinary career. Tomorrow became chefinged and requested feedback on the structural integrity of his toast. cheflinged adj. The state of being drunk and junior to one’s own appetite, with every larger plate in command. Khushdeep became cheflinged and sought permission from the roast chicken before eating it. chefmanshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes dexterity with cutlery for evidence of culinary mastery. cheftendered adj. The drunkenness of one who combines short-order cooking with the confident dispensing of drinks. Ivy-wren became cheftendered and served cocktails with a side of unsolicited fried onions. chefwared adj. Reduced by drink to evaluating every knife, pan and utensil as though outfitting a palace kitchen. Arissa got chefwared and inspected the pub’s cutlery for professional shortcomings. chefwatchered adj. Still drunk, and expecting every household disagreement to conclude with a dramatic presentation of sauce. Ersula remained chefwatchered, resolving the dispute by plating the remaining biscuits symmetrically. chefweared adj. Softened by drink into believing that an apron confers both authority and immunity from embarrassment. Nikayia became chefweared and tied a tea towel round her waist before addressing the supper. cheggied adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, hard, competitive object, best kept away from polished surfaces. Zahyir got cheggied and challenged the entire table to a conker contest with bottle tops. chegoed adj. Emboldened by drink to settle beneath the surface and make a modest nuisance of yourself. Kiku got chegoed and concealed himself beneath the tablecloth for reasons not recorded. chegred adj. Slowed by drink to a small, persistent irritation with no particular destination. Macai grew chegred beside the coat stand, proceeding towards the door by fractions. chehalised adj. Still drunk, and burrowing under the duvet like a mountain beaver, emerging only for water. Dawnelle spent the morning chehalised, tunnelling beneath the duvet whenever anyone approached. cheidered adj. Drunk and revising the evening's most elementary principles for anyone unable to escape. Marel got cheidered and taught the taxi driver several basic lessons about punctuality. cheifed adj. Too drunk to lead anything more demanding than the slow migration from kitchen to sofa. Phedra got cheifed and appointed the water glass to oversee the night. cheikhed adj. Drunk on the strength of maintaining command over a room while walking into its furniture. Zoiey remained cheikhed, issuing directions from the carpet after meeting the coffee table. cheilanthifolined adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's bitter taste from an alkaloid extracted from a fern. Jabrae woke cheilanthifolined and described the mouthwash as a rare plant compound.