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chelating agented adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the water glass is an object rather than a permanent kitchen attachment. Randie got chelating agented and tried to carry the table through to the sofa with the glass upon it. chelationed (/kiːˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gradually binds the drinker to one chair, one blanket and one glass of water. Antonieo became chelationed and remained attached to the sofa beneath a blanket until morning. chelatored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the drinker an agent of attachment, fastening blankets to cushions and mugs to hands. Xannder became chelatored and secured the blanket to the sofa with two mugs. chelderned adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing the cushions as children and putting them to bed. Zakkary got chelderned and tucked the sofa cushions beneath a blanket before fetching water. chelemed adj. Drunk on the strength of one decisive collision with the sofa, after which supper is concluded. chelengked adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing the kitchen's utensils like a jewelled household decoration. Jamien became chelengked and arranged teaspoons across his jumper as though receiving a decoration. chelerythrined adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the sharp, medicinal conviction that the kitchen requires inspection. Durham was chelerythrined, diagnosing the sofa cushions and prescribing toast before bed. cheleved (/ˈxeɪləvd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and avoiding the kitchen's forbidden fats while accepting anything labelled water. chelexed adj. Still drunk, and filtering the kitchen's evening into one resinous residue of cups, crumbs and water. Tykel was chelexed on the sofa, filtering the night's cups and crumbs into a single untidy arrangement. chelfied (/ˈt͡ʃɛlfid/) adj. Too drunk to take a changing-room photograph, and now attempting the same pose beside the sofa. Kalek got chelfied and photographed his dressing gown beside the sofa, despite having changed nowhere. cheliceraed (/kəˈlɪ.sə.ɹəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to use both hands as prehensile claws when reaching for the remote or water glass. Vianet became cheliceraed and retrieved the remote from beneath the sofa without shifting her posture. chelicerated adj. Having drunk enough to become an arthropod of the sitting room, advancing sideways between sofa and kitchen. Diony got chelicerated and crossed the room sideways, carrying water with the caution of a small crab. chelidamic acided adj. Drunk to the point where the pub's ordinary defences against foolishness have become markedly less effective. Patriot was chelidamic acided and attempted to settle the darts dispute with chemistry. chelided adj. Having drunk more than enough to retreat into a domestic shell, emerging only for water. Leyden became chelided beneath the sofa blanket and surfaced only when offered a glass of water. chelidonic acided adj. Drunk past the point of following a straight line, yet still convinced the route has a pleasing ring to it. Markeys went chelidonic acided between the bar and the lavatory, taking the scenic route. chelidonined adj. Drunk beyond the point where bitterness is noticed, let alone regarded as a warning. Quentarius was chelidonined and accepted the landlord's bitter with medicinal gratitude.