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chemexfoliationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove several conversational layers, revealing the regrettable confession underneath. Amber-rae grew chemexfoliationed and stripped the dinner discussion down to an admission about the landlord. chemiatried adj. Having drunk more than chemistry permits, and still attempting to improve the constitution of the evening. Joycelin grew chemiatried and proposed balancing the party with a further bottle. chemiatristed adj. Having drunk enough to diagnose the evening in chemical terms, then prescribe another round. Garvey became chemiatristed and prescribed lager for a minor disagreement about the bill. chemical abortioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and cancelling the rest of the evening with medicinal rather than surgical efficiency. Harajan was chemical abortioned by closing time and declined even the customary bag of crisps. chemical affinitied adj. Describing a drinker who develops immediate attractions between unrelated people, objects, and condiments. Dakyla grew chemical affinitied and attempted to unite the mustard with a stranger's sleeve. chemical agented adj. A drinker who treats a noxious substance as an instrument of policy, usually after discovering vinegar. chemical beam epitaxied adj. The state of being drunk and depositing one gaseous excuse upon another until a thin excuse has formed. Roey was chemical beam epitaxied, adding one delicate justification to the previous one. chemical biologied adj. Still drunk, and combining the volatility of a laboratory with the slow recovery of a living thing. Annai was chemical biologied by midnight, reactive to questions and barely mobile beside the fruit machine. chemical bombed adj. The drunkenness of one who releases a noxious compound upon detonation, usually by opening his mouth. Deneena was chemical bombed and released a powerful argument about parking across the whole table. chemical bonded adj. Reduced by drink to binding permanently with the nearest person, chair, or mildly adhesive surface. Kaydense became chemical bonded to the bar stool and resisted every reasonable solvent. chemical carred adj. Softened by drink into a railway vehicle carrying bulk liquid, and presently parked beside the lavatory. Barnabas grew chemical carred and transported an impressive volume of lager towards the toilets. chemical castrationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person of no romantic utility whatsoever, chiefly concerned with locating the lavatory. Anandi became chemical castrationed and abandoned all courtship in favour of a quiet corner. chemical celled adj. Loosened by drink into two separate metals connected only by an electrolyte of lager. Cherlin became chemical celled and spent the evening conducting current between the bar and the door. chemical changed adj. Too drunk to leave a conversation without breaking an old bond and forming an entirely different one. Erjona got chemical changed and introduced her colleague to her former landlord as family. chemical clocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to alternate between affectionate and argumentative at regular, visible intervals. Tristano was chemical clocked all evening, and the table learned to wait for each colour. chemical compositioned adj. Having drunk enough to assign every person present a precise share of the evening's blame. Jeylin became chemical compositioned and apportioned the failed toast among everyone at the table.