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chemiexcitationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically excited into sudden movement from an otherwise stable ground state. Blynn was chemiexcitationed and sprang towards the stairs without first locating his feet. chemifluorescenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and glowing with a reaction whose source is no longer under discussion. chemifluxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving in a steady chemical current whose direction changes without warning. Hedd was chemifluxed, flowing towards the exit until a chair altered the course. chemigationed adj. Still drunk, and distributing encouragement through the body’s irrigation system until balance becomes a communal project. Shneur was chemigationed, watering the stairs with cautious footsteps and considerable optimism. chemigenomicsed adj. Emboldened by drink to attribute an entire future to the effect of one chemical compound. Vithushan got chemigenomicsed and announced that the lager had rewritten his professional destiny. chemigramed adj. Too drunk to stand evenly, but still applying chemical gestures to the surface of every conversation. Jahyra was chemigramed and left expressive fingerprints on the banister while discussing the stairs. chemigraphied adj. Having drunk enough to engrave every decision chemically, leaving a hard line between intention and execution. Saquoia became chemigraphied and cut a precise zigzag towards the staircase. chemigroundwooded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can mechanically process, becoming chemically treated before being reduced to fragments. Avaughn was chemigroundwooded, breaking each staircase into manageable but unrelated pieces. chemilooned adj. You have drunk enough to unite the upper and lower halves of the body into one inconvenient garment. chemiluminescenced adj. Drunk to the point where each round produces its own small chemical glow. Latachia was chemiluminescenced, brightening noticeably whenever another round appeared. chemiluminoled adj. Drunk enough to illuminate the proceedings, particularly the question of who is buying. Ikeer became chemiluminoled and shone a mobile phone torch beneath every coat. chemiluminometered adj. Drunk past the point of measuring the evening except by how brightly each pub seems. Otway grew chemiluminometered and assessed every doorway as though it emitted readings. chemiluminometried adj. Drunk beyond chemical luminometry, with every lamp providing evidence for another round. chemin de ferred (/ʃəˌmæ̃ də ˈfɛəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a card table with shifting odds. Daylani was chemin de ferred and wagered the last bus against a second helping of chips. chemin de ronded (/ʃəˌmæn də ˈɹɒndd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you patrolling the pub's perimeter, guarding coats and empty glasses. Andri was chemin de ronded, circling the coat pile and inspecting every exit. chemin-de-ferred adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home is conducted as a baccarat table. Jamor became chemin-de-ferred and dealt imaginary cards while waiting for the night bus.