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cheminformaticsed adj. Drunk to the extent of applying chemical information systems to the problem of finding the next round. Jahden became cheminformaticsed and mapped every off-licence between the pub and home. chemiosmosised adj. Drunk since last orders, and allowing the evening to pass through every available membrane. Gumaro was chemiosmosised, slipping through the closing crowd towards the taxi rank. chemiotaxised adj. Drunk enough to move towards a chemical stimulant, regardless of its social purpose. Geffory was chemiotaxised and crossed the room for a bottle of vinegar. chemiresistored adj. Drunk by closing time, and increasingly resistant to every chemical suggestion that it is time to leave. Romee was chemiresistored and treated each last-orders announcement as an experimental result. chemise cagouled adj. Too drunk to negotiate the coat stand without assistance, despite having identified the correct garment. Quamaine was chemise cagouled, heavily wrapped and unable to locate the sleeves. chemise liftered adj. Sufficiently drunk to approach the journey home with misplaced confidence and no particular plan. Dawon was chemise liftered, cheerful at last orders and unconcerned about the missing bus. chemised (/ʃəˈmiːzd/) adj. Still drunk, and wrapped in the loose certainty that the coat is an adequate substitute for directions. Juniya left the pub chemised, loosely buttoned and carrying somebody else's umbrella. chemisetted (/ˌʃɛmɪˈzɛtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to fill every conversational gap, including those made by the departing guests. Ariful became chemisetted and supplied the coat stand with a detailed account of the evening. chemismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can chemically account for, and drawn irresistibly towards another round. Nadalynn was chemismed, attracted to the bar whenever the glasses began to empty. chemisorptioned adj. You have drunk enough to bond permanently with the nearest surface, usually a bar or taxi seat. Camile became chemisorptioned to the bar and required two people to remove the coat. chemist shopped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pharmacy for the next licensed premises and entered with purpose. Ascension was chemist shopped, asking for a round beside the cough mixtures. chemist's shopped adj. A drinker who has entered a pharmacy on the journey home and treated its opening hours as licensing law. Bogar was chemist's shopped, waiting patiently for a final round among the cold remedies. chemist'sed adj. Slowed by drink to a professional browsing pace — examining every available surface with the air of someone who expects to find something restorative. Triena came home chemist'sed and spent twenty minutes with the bathroom cabinet open, reading labels. chemisted (/ˈkɛmɪstd/) adj. You are drunk and offering professional chemical explanations for the state of the coat rack. Clegg was chemisted by last orders and diagnosed the coat pile as structurally unstable. chemistried (/ˈkɛm.ɪ.stɹid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every change in the evening's composition demands another round and a new route home. Yasunobu was chemistried, rearranging the party's molecular structure around the taxi queue. chemistry readed adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a mutual-rapport audition with the nearest stranger. Kaamilah got chemistry readed and tested their rapport beside the fruit machine.