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chemityped adj. Drunk on the strength of an impression which, regrettably, has acquired relief and is ready for printing. Cotter became chemityped and left his raised impression on the pub table. chemitypied adj. Drunk since last orders, and casting every conversation in relief before chemically destroying it. Nickolis grew chemitypied and treated each anecdote as a zinc engraving. chemmed (/kɛmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the journey home as an evening course requiring practical work. Onye was chemmed, conducting fieldwork between the pub, the kebab shop and the bus stop. chemmied adj. Drunk by the third round, and calling the contents of the glass a chemical with undue confidence. Alleine got chemmied and classified the lager as a recreational compound. chemo brained adj. Having drunk enough to lose the thread of yesterday while retaining its less useful details. chemoablationed adj. Still drunk, and chemically removing the less serviceable portions of the evening from memory. Keshawnda was chemoablationed and could identify only the ethanol involved. chemoactivationed adj. Too drunk to remain chemically inactive, and therefore responsive to every stimulus in the room. Shaneen got chemoactivationed and reacted vigorously to the word pudding. chemoadjuvanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to serve as an auxiliary material in every undertaking, however ill-advised. Jahmeir became chemoadjuvanted and assisted with a toast nobody had proposed. chemoaffinitied adj. Having drunk enough to develop a chemical affinity for the nearest person, chair, or upholstered surface. Tavist grew chemoaffinitied and remained bonded to the booth until closing. chemoagented adj. Having drunk more than the therapeutic threshold, and now functioning as an ambulatory chemotherapeutic agent. Mitzie became chemoagented and prescribed another round to the entire table. chemoarchitectured adj. You have drunk enough to rearrange the brain's chemical pattern according to a private plan. Harkirat got chemoarchitectured and redrew the pub's conversational pathways. chemoattachmented adj. You are drunk and chemically bonded to the first object that offers adequate support. Timberley became chemoattachmented to the radiator and declined further movement. chemoattractanded adj. Of a drinker: drawn by chemical instinct towards every open bottle in the building. Teruyo went chemoattractanded and navigated directly towards the unattended spirits. chemoattractanted adj. Of a drinker who has become a positive chemical stimulus to every wandering conversation. Dhane got chemoattractanted and acquired company from three unrelated tables. chemoattractioned adj. A drinker who exerts an attractive chemical force upon bottles, strangers, and unsuitable confidences. Darianne was chemoattractioned and drew the unopened wine towards her. chemoattractivitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every chemical stimulus appears to possess a personal invitation. Pattijo became chemoattractivitied and pursued the smell of chips into the next street.