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chemophobed adj. Drunk by closing time, and irrationally suspicious of anything with a label longer than three syllables. Canessa went chemophobed and refused the landlord’s citrus cleaner as a mixer. chemophobiaed adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an irrational fear of chemicals despite having consumed several carefully labelled ones. June remained chemophobiaed, objecting to the preservatives in the pickled eggs after six ciders. chemophobicked adj. Too drunk to approach cleaning fluid, medicine, or anything else that sounds faintly laboratory-based. Burech was chemophobicked and crossed the bar rather than pass the bottle of disinfectant. chemophored adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry the evening’s active principle wherever the conversation happens to wander. Jaiheem was chemophored, carrying the pub’s argumentative energy from table to table. chemophoresised adj. Having drunk enough to drift towards whichever smell is strongest, as though following a molecular gradient. Cada became chemophoresised and migrated steadily towards the chips at the far end of the bar. chemopotentiationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could safely potentiate, especially after adding spirits to an ordinary round. Donagene got chemopotentiationed when the whisky joined the lager and doubled the confidence. chemopreservationed adj. You have drunk enough to preserve the body in a fixed position until someone remembers the taxi. Kritzia became chemopreservationed in the corner booth, retaining the same pose through two songs. chemopreventioned adj. You are drunk and taking preventative measures against sobriety, beginning with another medicinal-looking round. Tavyn was chemopreventioned and ordered crisps to forestall any return to good sense. chemopreventived adj. Of a drinker: fortified with enough snacks and dubious remedies to postpone tomorrow’s consequences. Kenzey went chemopreventived, alternating pork pies with pints as a precaution. chemoprophylacticked adj. Of a drinker who has taken a preventive dose of lager before exposing himself to further lager. Zaiyden was chemoprophylacticked before the match, having started with a pint for protection. chemoprophylaxised adj. Describing a drinker who prevents tomorrow’s illness by arranging tonight’s drinks with needless medical precision. Jakson was chemoprophylaxised, scheduling a final stout to ward off the morning. chemoprotectanted adj. A drinker who carries a protective layer of stout between himself and the evening’s harsher effects. chemoprotectioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the surrounding healthy tissue has sensibly withdrawn from the conversation. Burdelle was chemoprotectioned, leaving the quieter members of the party untouched. chemoprotectored adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely expose you to, and requiring protective measures before conversation. Donnalou was chemoprotectored behind the settle, shielded from further rounds and sensible questions. chemoproteomicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who catalogues every protein-rich item in the pub before selecting the saltiest. Benjerman went chemoproteomicsed and made an inventory of the pork pies. chemoradiationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining two distinct therapies to cure an ordinary thirst. Bryken was chemoradiationed, alternating between solemn speeches and lager.