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chemotransported adj. Drunk beyond being carried by intention, proceeding instead by chemical impulse and available handrails. Ylario was chemotransported down the stairs, arriving before his balance had agreed to follow. chemotrigger zoned adj. Drunk in a way that makes nausea the first response to every smell, sight and proposed staircase. Mamoudou was chemotrigger zoned by the curry and declined the stairs on physiological grounds. chemotrophed adj. Drunk, with the result that every available source of chemical energy is approached directly. Krishen became chemotrophed and followed the smell of chips into the wrong flat. chemotrophied adj. Drunk to a degree that energy is obtained from whatever can be oxidised, including questionable leftovers. Shemiah was chemotrophied and regarded the bar snacks as a complete metabolic system. chemotropismed adj. Drunk to the extent of growing or moving towards any chemical stimulus, particularly the smell of frying food. Ceairra was chemotropismed and drifted towards the kitchen whenever the door opened. chemotyped adj. Drunk on the strength of a chemically distinct constitution, recognisable by its particular pattern of poor balance. Mariola was chemotyped by the way she favoured the left-hand side of every staircase. chemotypinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and separating the evening into distinct varieties of stumble and speech. Osaze was chemotypinged, cataloguing his slurs as though each belonged to a different specimen. chemovared adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically distinct from everyone else attempting the stairs. Nichlas was chemovared, taking the banister while developing a private form of pronunciation. chempedacked adj. Too drunk to climb the stairs without becoming broad, rooted and unexpectedly difficult to move. Tansy was chempedacked at the foot of the stairs, requiring two people and a patient explanation. chempedaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to take on the slow, branching certainty of a tree while negotiating the stairs. chemsexed adj. Having drunk enough to confuse chemical alteration with a complete evening's plan, and to lose the stairs halfway through it. Patches got chemsexed and attempted the stairs while explaining an arrangement nobody had proposed. chemsexered adj. Having drunk more than coordination permits, and conducting every movement as though it were a private experiment. Tyquil became chemsexered and tested the banister repeatedly before trusting the next step. chemsuited adj. Drunk by closing time, and dressed for a hazardous environment that turns out to be the kitchen. Annaira became chemsuited and entered the kitchen as though contamination had been declared. chemtrailed (/ˈkɛmtɹeɪld/) adj. You have drunk enough to leave a persistent vapour trail of poor decisions from the bar to the stairs. Cedrick went chemtrailed through the stairwell, leaving behind a route of abandoned explanations. chemurgied adj. Of a drinker: converting farm produce into practical industry, chiefly by eating it and losing balance afterwards. Rabaani was chemurgied and treated the potato skins as the evening's principal industrial achievement. chemurgisted adj. You are drunk and attempting to manufacture industrial progress from agricultural raw materials, preferably potatoes. Jimbo became chemurgisted and proposed turning the bar's crisps into a viable fuel for the stairs.