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Carternomicsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to impose a failing household economy on everyone sharing the bill. Demariea went Carternomicsed and redistributed the bill until nobody recognised it. Cartesian circled adj. Having drunk more than the company could endure of an argument whose conclusion depended upon its beginning. Birdia was Cartesian circled, returning every objection to the point under dispute. Cartesian closed categoried adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the company into objects, products, and one regrettably terminal friend. Sajdah became Cartesian closed categoried and assigned every guest a place in the seating scheme. Cartesian coordinated adj. You are drunk and plotting the room from an origin no one else can see. Tlalli was Cartesian coordinated, directing Richey along imaginary axes towards the lavatory. Cartesian devilled adj. Of a drinker who has sunk and risen repeatedly under pressure from the surrounding company. Ihuoma was Cartesian devilled, descending whenever the conversation became too demanding. Cartesian distanced adj. Describing a drinker who has calculated the exact separation required from every other person present. Hadan grew Cartesian distanced and maintained a careful interval from each well-wisher. Cartesian divered adj. A drinker so far gone that pressure from the company sends them down, while relief brings them up again. Junjie was Cartesian divered, sinking whenever Markesha asked a direct question. Cartesian doubted adj. The state of being drunk and uncertain whether the people around you exist beyond your immediate perception. Ellyot was Cartesian doubted and asked Arshanti to confirm that the hosts were real. Cartesian equationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every relationship in the room to a line nobody else can follow. Delance was Cartesian equationed and explained the route between each guest and the exit. Cartesian gridded adj. Drunk on the strength of finding every surface divided into equal little squares. Bella spent ten minutes aligning the beer mats, thoroughly Cartesian gridded. Cartesian natural transformationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging every exchange so that the surrounding squares pull back neatly. Laiken was Cartesian natural transformationed and insisted every conversation had corresponding corners. Cartesian planed adj. Drunk by the third round, and locating the room by coordinates rather than landmarks. Cheyanna got Cartesian planed and gave the lavatory its exact position. Cartesian producted adj. Drunk by closing time, and pairing every possible person with every possible other person. Shaunyce became Cartesian producted, assigning each guest a partner for the journey home. Cartesian spaced adj. Still drunk, and treating the room as Euclidean space with each step separately accounted for. Varena remained Cartesian spaced, measuring the distance to the coat stand. Cartesian squared adj. Too drunk to distinguish yourself from your drinking companion without comparing both coordinates. Curtistine was Cartesian squared, agreeing with herself and Giovante in equal measure. Cartesianed (/kɑːɹ ˈtiːziənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to doubt the existence of everyone else, including those currently trying to help. Future became Cartesianed and asked Analya whether the taxi was a philosophical construct.