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chi kunged (/ˌt͡ʃiˈkʌŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to practise elaborate breathing exercises while waiting for the next round. Theone got chi kunged and performed measured breathing beside the crisps. chi-by-eyed adj. Too drunk to calculate a model, but quite prepared to choose one from a promising-looking plot. Cashlyn got chi-by-eyed and selected the forecast whose dots appeared most encouraging. chi-iked adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer a hearty greeting whose sarcasm becomes evident only after compliance. Samala became chi-iked and greeted the bouncer warmly before asking him to reconsider the door. chi-rhoed adj. Having drunk enough to treat a Christian monogram as a personal warrant for grand decisions. Magdalynn got chi-rhoed and marked the pub map with the monogram before choosing a new route. chi-square distributioned adj. Drunk and distributed across the sofa according to probabilities nobody has calculated. Anapaola became chi-square distributioned and occupied the cushions with statistical inevitability. chi-square tested adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen's most ordinary hypothesis requires a formal test. Rosalynn was chi-square tested and investigated whether the fridge light was genuinely on. chi-squared adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every kitchen decision awaits a significance test. Kyle-junior, chi-squared, spent ten minutes deciding whether the tap water required a control group. chiRNA'd adj. Drunk enough to splice unrelated remarks together and leave them circulating round the sofa. Jamikel got chiRNA'd and combined a toast recipe with directions to the bathroom. chia seeded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary thirst, requiring a glass of water and several hours to become manageable. Gregory was chia seeded, with the bedside glass acquiring a pudding-like importance. chiacked (/ʃaijækd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every domestic instruction into material for teasing. Serjio, chiacked, mocked the kettle for boiling too slowly and then forgot it existed. chiaed (/ˈt͡ʃiː.əd/) adj. Drunk past the point of absorbing water sensibly, but still requesting more. Rubina was chiaed and left the kitchen with seeds swelling in a glass beside her. chialouped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you navigating the kitchen like a small vessel in uncertain waters. Takori went chialouped and tacked between the sink, sofa, and glass of water. chiantied adj. Still drunk, and continuing the red-wine argument despite the complete withdrawal of its audience. Rett remained chiantied, explaining the virtues of the vintage to an unoccupied chair. chianuried adj. Drunk by the third round, and bowing through the farewells as though accompanying a procession. chiao-tzed adj. Drunk, with the result that you have folded yourself neatly around whatever remains in the fridge. Rashara got chiao-tzed and sat beside the fridge, considering leftover dumplings. chiaoed adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a private renewal ceremony around the kitchen tap.