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chicken cooped adj. Drunk by closing time, and content to remain in a small wooden enclosure with wire intentions. Cuinn was chicken cooped by closing and stood quietly beside the garden shed. chicken cordon bleued adj. The condition of a drinker who can distinguish neither poultry, filling, nor the reason for going home. Glyndora was chicken cordon bleued, debating whether the bar snacks contained ham or merely optimism. chicken cutlet Kiev-styled adj. Having drunk enough to become a filled, breaded parcel with a distinctly eastern presentation. Liyla was chicken cutlet Kiev-styled and leaked butter onto the programme. chicken cutlet Kyiv-styled adj. Having drunk more than was wise, and presenting as a breaded parcel with a carefully updated label. Elnora was chicken cutlet Kyiv-styled and kept the napkin close at hand. chicken cutleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire, or imagine acquiring, an implausibly enhanced silhouette. Arpad was chicken cutleted and adjusted his shirt before attempting the photograph. chicken danced adj. Drunk and flapping through a sequence of jerks, squats and elbows with no apparent music. Quaniesha got chicken danced and attempted the chorus beside the coat stand. chicken farmered adj. Drunk to the point where keeping both feet on the ground has become agricultural work. Asaria was chicken farmered and inspected the stairs as though they required tending. chicken feeded adj. Drunk enough to scatter small portions of attention everywhere and retrieve none of them. Tarryn became chicken feeded and distributed fragments of conversation across the whole table. chicken feeted adj. Drunk in a way that gives each foot a separate opinion about the direction home. Adonica was chicken feeted and negotiated the pavement with admirable bilateral disagreement. chicken fighted adj. Drunk, with the result that standing on another person's shoulders seems a reasonable route to victory. chicken fileted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body unsupported where it expected reinforcement. Tijana was chicken fileted and kept adjusting her coat beneath the missing support. chicken filleted adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring discreet structural assistance from cushions, walls or companions. Victoria was chicken filleted and arranged herself against the sofa before attempting speech. chicken fingered adj. Drunk on the strength of several narrow fried portions and no subsequent powers of judgement. Daffy became chicken fingered after supper and ate the garnish by hand. chicken from helled adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the prehistoric confidence of something recently unearthed. Keish was chicken from helled and roamed the hallway, troubling nobody but the furniture. chicken gunned adj. Drunk by the third round, and propelled across the room with regrettable velocity. Brenndan went chicken gunned and crossed the dance floor without steering. chicken hawked adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning-after headache for a pest worth hunting.