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chickenarianed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a poultry-based diet as though addressing a legislative chamber. Shritan grew chickenarianed and delivered his dietary principles between courses. chickenballed adj. Slowed by drink to rolling conversationally from one subject into another, without ever quite arriving. Jacqueling was chickenballed, circling the same anecdote near the bar. chickenberried adj. Drunk and wintergreen-scented in manner, preserving a cool exterior while the evening proceeds poorly. Rendy was chickenberried, composed in appearance but plainly no longer seasonal in judgement. chickenburgered adj. Drunk, with the result that you become a compact filling requiring a bun-like surround. Latrise was chickenburgered and sat neatly between two cushions until collected. chickencooped adj. Still drunk, and confined by invisible wire to the nearest available small building. Kynzee was chickencooped in the porch, unable to locate the front gate. chickeneatered adj. Drunk to the point where poultry becomes both supper and a defensible personal classification. Rexanne was chickeneatered and examined the buffet for ethically uncomplicated portions. chickenellied adj. Drunk enough to knock at an unoccupied door, flee, and regard the resulting confusion as social progress. Racquelle was chickenellied and rang the neighbour’s bell before retreating behind a hedge. chickenfeeded adj. Drunk beyond caring whether the coins in your pocket belong to you or the bar. Renita was chickenfeeded and offered the barman a handful of unrelated change. chickenfuckered adj. Drunk past the point of civility, with vocabulary more explicit than the circumstances warrant. Olufemi was chickenfuckered and described the timetable in terms unsuitable for the station. chickenfurtered adj. Drunk beyond resemblance to a proper meal, yet still cylindrical, portable, and confidently presented. Romir was chickenfurtered, presenting a lukewarm sausage as though it were dinner. chickenhawked (/ˈt͡ʃɪkɪnˌhɔkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has spent the morning wrongly identifying minor nuisances as serious quarry. Eloik arrived chickenhawked, pursuing a dripping tap with unnecessary concentration. chickenheaded adj. A drinker who has reached breakfast with the judgement and composure of a stunned bird. Reene appeared chickenheaded, staring at the kettle as though it required negotiation. chickenheartednessed adj. The state of being drunk and retreating from ordinary decisions with scrupulous cowardice. Dewuan was chickenheartednessed and required three friends to choose a taxi. chickenhooded adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is approached with small, nervous movements and no useful plan. Coleeta emerged chickenhooded, pecking at toast and avoiding the direct sunlight. chickenhoused adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated to a small enclosure and forgotten why leaving seemed necessary. Librado became chickenhoused after the last round and slept beside the airing cupboard. chickenizationed adj. Reduced by drink to a vertically and horizontally integrated operation, linking bed, water and recovery without outside assistance. Sanjitha was chickenizationed by morning, with every remedial service arranged from the duvet.