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chidlinged adj. Drunk on the strength of an ornamental shirt front and little else. Colen was chidlinged and adjusted an absent frill before each sentence. chidolled adj. Still drunk, and performing for the kitchen as though the leftovers constituted an audience. Juila was chidolled and sang to the frying pan while waiting for the kettle. chied (/kaɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to revive an obsolete word and insist that the company use it correctly. Fardosa got chied and corrected the landlord's vocabulary until closing. chief celled adj. Having drunk enough to secrete instructions from the stomach of the household. Kailianna was chief celled and issued digestive guidance from the kitchen floor. chief constabled adj. You have drunk enough to police the kitchen, particularly the unattended biscuit tin. Camerynn became chief constabled and investigated the biscuit tin after midnight. chief cook and bottle washered adj. You are drunk and undertaking every household duty, including those already completed. Kyrese was chief cook and bottle washered, washing a clean bottle while supper cooled. chief cook and bottle-washered adj. Of a drinker: responsible for every domestic task, from reheating supper to rinsing the final glass. Heleana was chief cook and bottle-washered, managing the kitchen from the sofa. chief editored adj. Drunk beyond all delegation — taking back every decision, revising everything in front of them, and approving nothing until the room is empty. Jerrick went chief editored by half nine and had restructured the seating plan twice before the starters arrived. chief executive officered adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing policies to the entire pub, and expecting them carried out by closing time. chief executived adj. A drinker so far gone that the household's daily policy is announced from the sofa. Emmaly was chief executived and issued a statement on the kitchen's immediate priorities. chief experience officered adj. Drunk on the strength of making every round, doorway and loo visit into a customer journey. Ashura went chief experience officered and began surveying the queue for emotional satisfaction. chief financial officered adj. Drunk by the third round, and allocating imaginary budgets to every person at the table. Yuvaan became chief financial officered and assigned the crisps a quarterly allowance. chief hared adj. Too drunk to remain seated, and darting between tables with the nervous speed of a small mountain mammal. Kseniya went chief hared and vanished behind the dartboard during a perfectly ordinary conversation. chief information officered adj. Having drunk enough to circulate every rumour in the house, including several concerning the optics of the toilets. Nello got chief information officered and briefed the corner table on a dispute near the fruit machine. chief judged adj. You have drunk enough to pronounce on every case brought before the table, especially who owes for the round. Briallen got chief judged and delivered sentence on the missing bowl of peanuts. chief justiced adj. You are drunk and presiding over the dispute about whose turn it is to choose the next song. Karlis got chief justiced and restored order with a ruling from beside the jukebox.