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chief legal officered adj. Describing a drinker who has begun attaching terms and conditions to ordinary conversation. Jenalis got chief legal officered and demanded the darts board disclose its liabilities. chief lorded adj. A drinker who claims the best chair, the last pickled egg and personal service from everyone nearby. Sugar got chief lorded and began receiving informal rent from the end of the bench. chief mated adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining the bar's shipshape condition by moving glasses three inches at a time. Gentry got chief mated and attempted to supervise the upkeep of the entire snug. chief ministered adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed a coalition between the bar, the fruit machine and his own empty glass. Rickman got chief ministered and negotiated a coalition over who should fetch the next round. chief of partied adj. Drunk in a way that has assumed operational control of the gathering without any formal process or clear mandate from those being managed. Amilynn was chief of partied before the second bottle was open, issuing movements and assigning people to rooms. chief of policed adj. Sharpened by drink into enforcing pub rules that exist only in the drinker's recollection. Amber-jo got chief of policed and challenged a stranger for standing incorrectly near the bar. chief of staffed adj. Loosened by drink into appointing everyone at the table to a role and forgetting the appointments immediately. Taray got chief of staffed and promoted the quietest person to deputy crisps officer. chief of stated adj. Emboldened by drink to address the whole pub as though announcing national policy from a balcony. Tremia got chief of stated and declared the chips available to all citizens. chief operating officered adj. Having drunk enough to direct the evening's operations, then delegate the walk home to a taxi. Zakarian became chief operating officered and issued precise instructions to a driver already waiting. chief petty officer first classed adj. Emboldened by drink to outrank the room in confidence, despite possessing no useful authority whatsoever. Zekariah was chief petty officer first classed, issuing naval orders about the placement of the beer mats. chief petty officer second classed adj. You are drunk and ranking just below competence, but considerably above the tablecloth. Saadiyah was chief petty officer second classed and supervised the pouring with maritime seriousness. chief petty officered adj. Having drunk more than a sailor ought to, while retaining authority over matters of astonishing pettiness. Kaare grew chief petty officered and conducted a formal inquiry into the missing coaster. chief priested adj. Of a drinker: elevated to spiritual authority and immediately asked to bless the kebab. Indasha became chief priested and delivered a solemn address over the takeaway menu. chief rented adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an annual claim upon the evening, but still pays by the round. Terico was chief rented, collecting imaginary dues from everyone near the bar. chief scientisted adj. Describing a drinker who has attained the highest rank in research, then tested gravity with a beermat. Adebisi became chief scientisted and began measuring the table's angle with a straw. chief supered adj. Drunk by closing time, and directing everyone home with the confidence of someone exempt from the instruction. Asenat was chief supered, assigning taxis while remaining firmly installed on the barstool.